Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 7 I know I’ve played this tune before, but listen up, heathens: Daddy’s got something new for you to worship! First some background, just in case you aren’t up to date on my drama: I’ve recently been confronted with the uncomfortable fact of my own mortality and the realization that […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 6 A bit over 4 years ago, Microsoft announced that they would be including a new document layout file format, later named the “XML Paper Specification“, with the release of Windows that would eventually be called Windows Vista. The XPS format was intended to both compete with Adobe’s Portable Document […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 5 About two weeks ago, I finally used one of my Google Voice invitations and got an awesome phone number. In short, my feelings can be summed up as: … but it could be better.
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 4 My last two stupid recipes were delicacies that could be turned quickly and effortlessly into poo. Witness, dearest readers, a concoction that you can convert instead directly into shame. Consumed in sufficient quantity, you might even augment the shame by pooing on yourself, especially if you are lactose-intolerant. I […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 3 Note: I forgot to hit “Publish” before I went to bed last night. I have, as promised, socked myself in the left nut. Maybe I didn’t notice this phenomenon as much in California, but it seems as if every other car in Georgia has some sort of signage (magnetic […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 2 It’s a real First World Problem to have, but I am a 30-something suburban dad so this is the kind of shit I spend actual time thinking about. Should I buy a Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3? Make no mistake: I eventually plan on owning both consoles. The dilemma […]
Earlier today I tweeted about a project. Here it is: Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 1 Because I lack the ability to form original, meaningful thought, I am stealing Tim’s idea, like, whole. I’m just biting off him, completely shamelessly. The only promise I make is that if I miss blogging at least once in […]
I had a little bit of Comcast info I wanted to tweet about, but Twitter went down as I was typing. Oh, before I forget… Dear Fucktards at Comcast: Please stop breaking the Internet by replacing valid DNS error messages with search (plus ads!) pages. If any customers want you to break their Internet access, […]
Because Orly Taitz can’t read, I offer the following open letter to all “birthers” and related fucktards who insist, at great volume and with absurd conviction, that Barack Obama is not eligible to be President of the United States as he is not a “a natural born Citizen” (see Article Two, Section 1, Clause 5 […]
I found a video via Boing Boing that proves what I have long suspected: Bobby McFerrin has cavorted with powers most foul, selling his very soul for the ability to control the minds of men.