The Michael Jackson trial goes to the jury today to decide the pop icon’s guilt on 10 felony counts including 7 counts of “lewd or lascivious acts on a child under the age of 14” and 2 of “administering an intoxicating agent” related to the molestation charges. Happily, Jackson should be assured a fair deliberation […]
I wonder if Lindsay Lohan misses her boobs… Before After For the love of God, somebody feed this girl!
Thanks to KCRA‘s love of “local fluff” slide shows, you can all get in line to meet me now…
I just figured out that Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu and his grandson Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu: The Legend Continues are really just allegorical representations of the life of Jesus Christ, with the wandering and the good-doing, and the ass-kicking with the beating stick, and so forth. I think they upped the […]
Listen, children, as I impart a lesson learned by watching a dog take a shit. Like Jimmy Pop said, I hate poopin’ in public places. The constant noise of others coming and going (pardon the pun) really makes my brown eye squint. I’m always super self-conscious about the rude noises and foul smells coming from […]
I only have one thing to say in reply to this video, and that is… America! FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day, yeah. America! FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way, yeah. Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too America! FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt […]
I sold my soul to a lovely temptress and the price was pizza, cake, and a “Birthday Girl” tiara for me to wear. All is forgiven. Farewell, holy chonies…
My girlfriend demolished my last pair of old chonies last night. I had thought I was pretty fucking clear with her about my sentimental attachment to them the last time she destroyed a pair, or perhaps the time before that, or maybe the time before that. Men are not supposed to throw tighty-whiteys away; they […]
Panda jizz Panda jizz Panda jizz … PS: FROG enclosure.
I read this article and laughed my silly ass off. I imagined the conversation went something like this: i b n Ya: Hey, sexy islama-mama. I bet u’v got sum nice burka-biscuts. Hottimah: LOL. U R 2 much. I M single and horny. Wanna go ‘la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la’ 2gether, u stud? i b n Ya: U bet […]