I came home from work today at a little before 7pm. By 8:10, my newborn son had crapped FIVE diapers. Five!!!
Pictured: A whole lot of crap
What the hell, man?! How much poop can this little 7 pound human produce? He must have Time Lord bowels that are bigger on the inside.
I had totally forgotten about going through this with my first born. I think Mother Nature wants you to forget. She knows if you remember how many times you have to wipe that cute little baby butt, you might think twice about how cute it really is.
I’m joking of course. Just needed to rant a bit. I wouldn’t give up my wonderful children just so I wouldn’t have to change diapers. After all, changing diapers is part of a fathers…”duty.”
That joke made every poop worthwhile!