Nerds Talk Dirty



November 11th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

I came home from work today at a little before 7pm. By 8:10, my newborn son had crapped FIVE diapers. Five!!!

Pictured: A whole lot of crap

What the hell, man?! How much poop can this little 7 pound human produce? He must have Time Lord bowels that are bigger on the inside.

I had totally forgotten about going through this with my first born. I think Mother Nature wants you to forget. She knows if you remember how many times you have to wipe that cute little baby butt, you might think twice about how cute it really is.

I’m joking of course. Just needed to rant a bit. I wouldn’t give up my wonderful children just so I wouldn’t have to change diapers. After all, changing diapers is part of a fathers…”duty.”

That joke made every poop worthwhile!

3 Responses to “Pooped”

  1. DeanNo Gravatar Says:

    Is it [pause… takes off glasses] or [pause… puts on glasses]?

  2. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Puts on. He had them off to look at the crime screen and then put them back on to walk off camera…even though there was probably hours more work still to be done in that exact spot, but you know…drama

  3. Andrew, TANcast's #[square root of -1] Australian fanNo Gravatar Says:

    Call back to Andy’s “Call of Doody” joke. =)

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