Am I right? So in a lot of horror movies that involve ghosts, the ghosts are trying to kill people. But then if the person died, wouldn’t they just become a ghost too? Why don’t we ever see a movie where a ghosts kills a dude and then the dude becomes a ghost and immediately […]
I shaved and got a haircut yesterday. (Not at the same time) I feel like a totally different person. I dunno why. In my head I look completely different with the long hair and stubble. You be the judge. It’s like Clark Kent and Superman; I can’t even tell they’re the same guy. Am I […]
The dangerous thing about Throwback Thursday is that I often fall down a rabbit hole of thumbing through old pictures. For instance, this photo is of me when Andy and I were moving out of our old apartment to move IN to the TANhouse… I look at that picture and I think, “Man, I miss […]
Guardians of the Galaxy has now made more money at the domestic box office than Man of Steel. That is crazy to me. A living tree and a talking raccoon were able to take down the last son of Krypton. I was going to chalk it up to marketing, but apparently Man of Steel spend […]
Welcome back! It’s time for America’s FAVORITE game… That’s right, “Who’s the Douche?” The game where we show you an actual exchange on the internet and you decide who the bigger douche bag is. Todays game is brought to you by the TANstore! It’s a Two Product Tuesday. Featuring sexy throw pillows for you to […]
If you’ve listened all the way to the end of this week’s show, you heard me talk about finding bulk pre-cooked bacon at Costco the other day. It was one of the greatest days of my life. It goes wedding day, kid being born, visiting Club 33, bulk bacon day…maybe not in that order. Look […]
This week Andy goes hiking with his family, Tim and Noah wander the streets of San Francisco, and the boys review Blackfish, The Worlds End, and some other fairly old movies. 00:00 – 01:22 Preshow 01:22 – 04:14 Intro 04:14 – 16:40 TANlaughs (Listner Jokes) 16:40 – 37:56 How the F*** Was Everyone’s Week 37:56 […]
I can now add “closing doors” to the things I’ve failed at. Right after we recorded TANcast yesterday, my family and I were heading out for a trip Gilroy Gardens theme park for a day of fun. The problem is, we were running late. So when I ran from the garage and shut the door […]
Noah and I were hanging out at the Gap on Memorial Day, and we came across this shirt: And it gave me the idea for my first ever retaliatory shirt: This Idiot Can't Spell Nerd by TANcast I’m sure no one will ever buy this shirt…but if even ONE person does and they snap a […]
It’s Friday, which means you’ve probably had an ass-full of dealing with morons all week. Why not offer them a nice warm cup of “Shut the hell up?” Shut The Hell Up Mug by TANcast Yup! Finally you can do what you’ve always talked about. These are perfect for White Elephant gifts. They are available […]