Hot pizza can be a cruel mistress…


Ow! Ow, ow, ow…OW!!!

September 7th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

I can now add “closing doors” to the things I’ve failed at.

Right after we recorded TANcast yesterday, my family and I were heading out for a trip Gilroy Gardens theme park for a day of fun. The problem is, we were running late. So when I ran from the garage and shut the door behind me, I SLAMMED it on the tip if my finger.

I really think this should look a lot worse since it hurts so damn much

I’ve never considered myself a “tough guy,” and yesterday was proof that I am not. After the pain shot through my whole body, I actually started to get nauseous. Then sweat started pouring down my face…and that’s when the world started to fade away and I almost blacked out. I literally had to lay down on my porch while my family sat in the car wondering what the hell was taking me so long.

So basically, if you ever need to take me down, you only have to take down one finger. Or to put it another way, I’ve got more weakling in my little finger than most people have in their whole bodies!

Coincidentally, today’s product is all about being “less of a man”

In case you can’t read it, it says, “Beast Mode…Error 404 ‘Beast Mode’ not found. Resuming ‘Rest Mode'”

Speaking of rest mode…typing with 9 regular fingers and one throbbing one is really starting to suck. I am going to rest.

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