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Who’s the Douche? There’s No Vaccine for Stupid

September 9th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Welcome back! It’s time for America’s FAVORITE game…

That’s right, “Who’s the Douche?” The game where we show you an actual exchange on the internet and you decide who the bigger douche bag is.

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And now…on with the game. Today’s “Who’s The Douche takes us to the magical land of Twitter.

Yup. The first post is Tim posting about Joan Rivers’ death. No one would stoop so low as to start up douchery in response to this would they?

Of course they would. This is the internet This guy is not only replying to a Joan Rivers tribute tweet with spam, he’s trying to promote the idea that vaccines cause autism. A double douche dip. Well, clearly this guy wins because Tim’s not going to be dumb enough to respond…

Aw hell. Well, maybe this is one of those spam accounts that doesn’t really have a human working it and this can end here.

Great. There’s a real person on the other end of that spamming Twitter feed. No stopping this now, it’s a old fashioned douche off.

Whoops! A rouge “q” slipped into Tim’s patronizing hashtag. That’s going to cost Tim some points. (Not sure if that’s good or bad in this game)

Uh oh…With that double post, spam turd has left Tim quite an opening. Will he capitalize on it?

YES!!! Boom! Classic douche power move. Correcting spelling mistakes is douchey all on it’s own, but correcting spelling mistakes after Tim JUST made a typo in his last tweet is super douchey. And that shut down spam turd. So Tim is today’s “Douche of the Day!”


One Response to “Who’s the Douche? There’s No Vaccine for Stupid”

  1. DeanNo Gravatar Says:

    Fk yes, points…

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