Welcome back! It’s time for America’s FAVORITE game…

That’s right, “Who’s the Douche?” The game where we show you an actual exchange on the internet and you decide who the bigger douche bag is.

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And now…on with the game. Today’s “Who’s The Douche takes us to the magical land of Twitter.

Apparently God is booking a pretty sweet comedy night. #RIPJoanRivers

— TimBabbComedian (@TimBabbComedian) September 5, 2014

Yup. The first post is Tim posting about Joan Rivers’ death. No one would stoop so low as to start up douchery in response to this would they?

@TimBabbComedian 911get out of bed and go watch thisNOW http://t.co/tngNKI8KGu … … Retweet the hell out of this #CDCwhistleblower

— Rock~N~Hot (@RockNHot1) September 5, 2014

Of course they would. This is the internet This guy is not only replying to a Joan Rivers tribute tweet with spam, he’s trying to promote the idea that vaccines cause autism. A double douche dip. Well, clearly this guy wins because Tim’s not going to be dumb enough to respond…

@RockNHot1 I would retweet the hell out of that, but I try to keep my Twitter feed free of crazy bullshit. Better luck spamming elsewhere.

— TimBabbComedian (@TimBabbComedian) September 5, 2014

Aw hell. Well, maybe this is one of those spam accounts that doesn’t really have a human working it and this can end here.

@TimBabbComedian that was not funny. Thx an yway. You keep trying to make people laugh and I will try to make people not cry

— Rock~N~Hot (@RockNHot1) September 5, 2014

Great. There’s a real person on the other end of that spamming Twitter feed. No stopping this now, it’s a old fashioned douche off.

@RockNHot1 You don’t want people to cry? Stop spamming everyone with the bullshit myth that vaccines cause Autism. #Shhhh #qAdultsAreTalking

— TimBabbComedian (@TimBabbComedian) September 5, 2014

Whoops! A rouge “q” slipped into Tim’s patronizing hashtag. That’s going to cost Tim some points. (Not sure if that’s good or bad in this game)

@TimBabbComedian Last week a CDC Top Researcher Whistle Blower came out and said MMR Vaccine causes Autism #CDCwhistleblower What mith?

— Rock~N~Hot (@RockNHot1) September 5, 2014

@TimBabbComedian You are why, the CDC gets away with this Google CDC Wistle Blower Wake up dush bag

— Rock~N~Hot (@RockNHot1) September 5, 2014

Uh oh…With that double post, spam turd has left Tim quite an opening. Will he capitalize on it?

@RockNHot1 Ok…while I google that, can you google how to spell “myth” “whistle blower” and “douche bag?” #WordCrimes

— TimBabbComedian (@TimBabbComedian) September 6, 2014

YES!!! Boom! Classic douche power move. Correcting spelling mistakes is douchey all on it’s own, but correcting spelling mistakes after Tim JUST made a typo in his last tweet is super douchey. And that shut down spam turd. So Tim is today’s “Douche of the Day!”

Points?