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Who’s the douche?

September 30th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

30 Days and 30 Blogs: Day 30

It’s time to play America’s favorite new game show…

That’s right, “Who’s the Douche?” The game where we show you an actual exchange on the internet and you decide who the bigger douche bag is.

Today’s game starts on a message board and continues into private messages. The two contestants shall be identified as “Possible Douche 1” (PD1) and “Possible Douche 2” (PD2). Ready to play? Here we go!!!

**The game started when Possible Douche 1 posted this on a message board:

Possible Douche 1: So I was told there are 2 clocks in the park [Disneyland] that signify the time Walt Disney died (told by a cast member after noticing a clock was stopped or not working and since everything in Disney has a reason, I decided to ask why)

My question is … if I remember correctly, I think they were stopped at 12:20… but I think he died at 9:30 or 9:45?

Does anyone know about this? Is it maybe the time Walt was pronounced dead?

**This stumps the first few posters who repeatedly ask where the two clocks are located only to be told:

Possible Douche 1:
hehe its a secret 😉

**When people then press PD1 on the subject of the clocks, PD1 responds with:

Possible Douche 1:
Wow! Over-dramatic much?

…and to be honest, that is why I have 50 posts not 3,835 or more… haha Thanks for reminding me why I stick to going to the park and not coming on the message boards so much…

**This is where PD2 comes in and the game really starts

Possible Douche 2:
“Yeah I want to ask YOU people for information but how dare you be so over dramatic as to expect some back from me.”

BTW If you do see me in the park and you want to know where something is…good luck to you…ha!

**Then it goes into a private conversation and the douchiness really starts to fly…

Possible Douche 1:
Hey…It’s me… [person you know from another site] …thanks for being a punk lol

Possible Douche 2:
lol hey! Well in fairness, you started it 😛

Possible Douche 1:
haha yeah well… I like the adventure of finding stuff…So I was merely asking if anyone else knew ’cause I assumed all these [Disney] geeks would know already! But seems I hold some info they want BAD lol jk

Anyways I’ll tell you if you investigate and tell me your answers…wanna?

Possible Douche 2:
No thanks. I’ve already figured it out and I don’t want to deprive you of the fun of it!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! (Evil Joker laugh)

Possible Douche 1:
Have you really?!?!?! …and do you know the significance?

Possible Douche 2:
Oh yeah…it’s kinda obvious if you think about it.

Possible Douche 1:
Not really… What 2 are you thinking of…the one in the castle and…?

Possible Douche 2:
Wait…YOU don’t know the other one?!!

Well then forget it, I ain’t tellin’! 😛

Possible Douche 1:
How did I know that would happen? …yes I do … It’s on something that moves…. yours?

**AT this point DB2 lets almost a full hour go by without responding

Possible Douche 1:
Ok…so gimme a hint and I’ll give you a hint.

Possible Douche 2:
Oh…I have no idea. I was deliberately wasting your time

Possible Douche 1:
I hate you.

Possible Douche 2:
Right back at ya, keeper of secrets.

Possible Douche 1:
I’ll tell you, but you can’t tell people on the board…’cause they’re ASSSSHOLES lol

Possible Douche 2:
I don’t get why you don’t want to tell people.

Possible Douche 1:
At first I wasn’t going to ’cause what’s the fun there? I dunno. My whole fun with Disneyland is learning and discovering not like…


Possible Douche 2:
a) many people on the boards can’t go to Disneyland that often

Possible Douche 1:
Neither can I. I haven’t been since June lol

Possible Douche 2:
b) We didn’t even know about this puzzle until you presented it

Possible Douche 1:
I assumed all u Disney geeks would know already…sheesh

Possible Douche 2:
c) not everyone has the same idea of fun

Possible Douche 1:
If 2 funs don’t mix, and one fun has to be gone to have another, I’ll choose my own…and you all can SUCK IT! lol

Possible Douche 2:
So you’re really not gonna share?

Possible Douche 1:
Not to the board

Possible Douche 2:
…I don’t get it

And there you have it! So now you get to decide who the douche is…PD1 for keeping the secret or PB2 for wasting PD1’s time on purpose?


7 Responses to “Who’s the douche?”

  1. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Okay wait… did I go on a Disneyland board without realizing it? Because PD2 sounds like me. I’m going to have to award the Double Douche Award here. The Douche Award for Excellency will go to PD2, and the Douche Award of Unwarranted Douchieness shall go to PD1.

  2. TonyNo Gravatar Says:

    You were on a Disney Message board.
    They were ALL Douches.

  3. DeanNo Gravatar Says:

    Tony’s right.

    OK, Tim, where are the two clocks and do they show the time of Uncle Walt’s demise?

  4. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I wish I knew, Dean. Neither douche told me.

  5. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Oooh… risky business, Tim. Presumably one of these is you, since we have the details of a private chat.

    I hope that you’re not PD1, Tim, because i think they’re a douche. Though PD2 is pretty douchy too. 🙂 Even though it might seem less friendly, I’d have less of a problem with PD1 if the “Thanks for reminding me why I stick to going to the park…” bit had been an exit line: at least then you could say that they came along, found that the conversation had not gone the way that they personally liked, and so they left people to their business (albeit with a snipy exit)

    Just here to make friends. 🙂

  6. MelanieNo Gravatar Says:

    I’m going with both are douches.

    And that’s why I stick to Netcot – it’s a pretty douche-free zone.

  7. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    I’ll just come right out and say it: I <3 PD2.

    2: "I was deliberately wasting your time."

    1: "Why would you do that to me?"

    2: "Because you just said you thought it was fun to play that game with everyone else, so I decided to play with you."

    2: "But not tell you we were playing."

    2: "Douche."

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