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TANcast 295 – Jesus Doesn’t Save This Joke

August 11th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, Tim loses a pie eating contest, Andy gets invaded coyotes, and Noah saves the day at a taco store. Then the Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament is back with Uwe Boll’s “Alone in the Dark” facing off against “Air Collision” (suggested by Brandon)

00:00 – 01:32 Pre Show
01:32 – 03:32 Intro
03:32 – 09:23 TANlaughs
09:23 – 42:59 How the F*** Was Everyone’s Week?
32:57 – 36:31 TANflix
42:59 – 45:00 Listener Email
45:00 – 69:28 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
69:28 – 70:37 Wrap Up
70:37 – 72:03 ????

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9 Responses to “TANcast 295 – Jesus Doesn’t Save This Joke”

  1. Jess (TANcasts #1 Gun Toting Jesus appostleNo Gravatar Says:

    Praise be to Gun toting Jesus! I finally found my religion!
    Thanks guys.

  2. Jess (TANcasts #1 Gun Toting Jesus appostleNo Gravatar Says:

    Also, the emu turkey legs urban legend has been proven to be false. They are really turkey. Grossly obese, hormone pumped turkeys who can’t walk, but still turkeys.

  3. NoahNo Gravatar Says:

    @Jess after I thought I about it, i was like that Emu thing can’t be true. I don’t think Disney would do that.

  4. LewisNo Gravatar Says:

    Patronise vs… well… Patronise.

    I can’t speak for every area of the country, but here in the north west of England we don’t use patron in terms of shopping.

    [Pay]tronise vs [Patt]ronise – we use the latter for that particular act of being a douche.

  5. JesusNo Gravatar Says:

    Jesus saves, or at least tries to. Taking care of a family of you, your veija, your twelve kids, and the damn dogs is expensive, vato.

  6. Jason GarrettNo Gravatar Says:

    The “turkey” legs at Disneyland are actually pork. The meat is pink which cooked poultry should never be.

  7. Andrew, TANcast's #[square root of -1] Australian fanNo Gravatar Says:

    My mental image of Gun Totin’ Jesus is the Buddy Christ with a Glock.

  8. Andrew, TANcast's #[square root of -1] Australian fanNo Gravatar Says:

    Noah the thief-stopper is my hero.

  9. Andrew, TANcast's #[square root of -1] Australian fanNo Gravatar Says:

    A random left-field Noah fact(oid)!

    Emus are farmed in Australia for their meat. Nowhere near as popular as chicken, but there’s nothing wrong with it. I agree it is very unlikely to be sold at Disneyland as turkey.

    @Andy the Cassowary (particularly the southern cassowary) is probably the bird you’re thinking of that’s reminiscient of the (Jurassic Park) velociraptor. Emus are bigger than cassowaries, but are not generally dangerous to humans.

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