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TANcast 285 – God Is Real. Jesus Loves You. Great Grandma’s In Heaven.

April 28th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week Andy poses questions about religion and child rearing, Noah tries Taco Bell breakfast, and Tim gets a cool birthday surprise. Then it’s a quick “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” round when Caligula faces off against the Love Guru.

00:00 – 01:20 TANlaughs
01:20 – 04:50 Intro
04:50 – 24:19 Andy’s “Serious” Topic
24:19 – 40:47 How the #$%* was your week?
40:47 – 51:38 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
51:38 – 52:54 Wrap Up
52:54 – 55:53 ?????

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***SHOW LINKS***

Tim’s Poopy Blog
http://tancast.com/2014/04/22/when-youre-sliding-into-first/

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http://realescapegame.com/rersf1/

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5 Responses to “TANcast 285 – God Is Real. Jesus Loves You. Great Grandma’s In Heaven.”

  1. Brother of Grace the DisneyFreakNo Gravatar Says:

    These are kinda bad
    What is the point of a jewish football game- to get the quarterback
    How many white people can fit in a jar- none crackers come in a box
    What do the Titanic and a bowl of soup have in common?
    All the crackers sink to the bottom.
    What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
    They’re both stuck up cunts.
    what’s the difference between a white thief and a black thief?
    A black thief will take your wallet and car stereo, a white thief will take your house and 401k
    What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
    It only takes one nail to hold up a picture of Jesus.
    The biggest miracle Jesus performed was being a white dude in the Middle East.
    Why was jesus so annoying during his crucifixion- he kept making them redo the cross until they got it square

  2. ChelseaNo Gravatar Says:

    Holy cow, I had completely forgot about those jokes, and I didn’t get the last one… I thought someone else would…. nice to know I’m not the only one who didn’t get it. 😉

  3. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Andy explained it to me via text…

    The sea weed = the sea went wee (or pissed). Basically the ocean took a leak on the sand.

    …this is why TANlaughs should be done with all 3 of us

  4. ChelseaNo Gravatar Says:

    ooohh, I’m guessing having to explain the joke, does not make it a joke.

    ALSO, I have possible horrible movie to add into the mix (and I have NO idea how I stumbled upon it). “The Baby” (1973)… a 70’s “horror” (or horrible) film.

  5. Andrew, TANcast's #[square root of -1] Australian fanNo Gravatar Says:

    So me and Andy understood the seaweed joke. Tim broke the sentence. 😉

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