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TANcast 181 – Can You Draw a Towel Before You Draw Your Last Breath?

December 23rd, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The boys get the Scrooge treatment and visit their past, present and future, Tim laments the loss of the Bugle podcast, and Andy brings a new segment to the show called “Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better,” where the boys pitch movie ideas that are better than “Battleship.”

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.


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***SHOW LINKS***

Link to Tim’s Stand Up Comedy CD

http://TANcast.com/tim

Tim Babb’s Kingdom Comedy: We Are The World 26
http://youtu.be/KTddPosfbOQ

Jimmy Stewart Reads Poem About His Dog
http://youtu.be/mwGnCIdHQH0

Cracked PhotoShop Contest For Movies From Kids’ Games
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_174_if-every-childrens-game-was-turned-into-movie/

What Google Images Comes Up with for “Candy Cane Dildo”
http://static.igossip.com/photos_2/june_2010/53099_Celebrity_khia_candy_cane.jpg

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10 Responses to “TANcast 181 – Can You Draw a Towel Before You Draw Your Last Breath?”

  1. Jesus #1 Forgot his own nickname and too lazy to look it up fan Says:

    Okay, so the movie pitch thing made me think of this short film/fake trailer. I first saw it in a Contemporary Cinema class I took a while back.

    http://youtu.be/aB4M9rl8GvM

  2. Eric (TANcast's Number One Phillies Fan) Says:

    Great content. i really love Andy’s new segment. Things could really get hilarious with this concept.

  3. Vrej (TANcast's #2 Fan Edited By Andy) Says:

    @Eric but How can something made by Andy be anything but AMAZING*

    *EDITED BY SUPEREME WEBMASTER

    (Because you tempted me I did actually this comment, because I can’t stand not to ruin a joke and also because I fucking can! MUAHAHA! – Andy)

  4. Andrew S - TANCast's $44 Australian fan Says:

    Can someone do me a favour and go back through all the TANcast episodes and write up what the link sound is? =D

  5. Andrew S - TANCast's $44 Australian fan Says:

    Thank you Andy for attempting to pronounce “caramel”. =)

    I have carefully checked the “Carmel” list of definitions on Wikipedia and none of them talk about melted sugar! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmel

    I have no problem with “American” English spelling as opposed to “British” English spelling, so Tim can say aluminum as much as he likes. =P

    (Tim: Elevator? What’s wrong with that?)

  6. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    @Andrew don’t y’all say “lift?”

  7. Andrew S - TANCast's $44 Australian fan Says:

    @Tim we do, but we know what elevators are.

    We have a lift (or elevator) company here called Schindler’s … yes, in certain buildings in Perth you can find yourself in Schindler’s Lift.

  8. Andrew S - TANCast's $44 Australian fan Says:

    I understood Andy’s hostel/hostile joke! Are I clever?

  9. Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist) Says:

    @Vrej: check out your new name.

  10. Vrej (TANcast's #2) Says:

    @ Andy

    gorgeous. That is all

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