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TANcast 158 – A Horcrux Is What We Call Your Mother

July 19th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, Tim bombs at a gay bar, the boys talk tv, and CJ sends in a great Monday Night TANfight: Lord Voldamort vs Darth Sidious.

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9 Responses to “TANcast 158 – A Horcrux Is What We Call Your Mother”

  1. Latino_JessNo Gravatar Says:

    I think the future is just dangerous in general, anybody remember this part of “Space Mutiny”? http://youtu.be/C8v6Qdq-QOc

    Also, I agree with Tim, magic can do more shit to the Walkers, in the fourth book, it was established that there is a spell that selectively takes out tech.

    And on a third note, can we get that force bladder pinch in the bathroom thing on a shirt?

  2. Chelsea (not Lately)No Gravatar Says:

    WOW I have never felt out of the loop, it might be time to have a Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter weekend movie marathon catch up. At least that way I will know what everyone is talking about. 😉

  3. Todd (TANcast's #6,817,243th Fan!)No Gravatar Says:

    Tim, did you say that was an updated pic of your baby (unamused baby)?

  4. Todd (TANcast's #6,817,243th Fan!)No Gravatar Says:

    When I clicked on the Harry Potter Missionary link, I came across Han Solo grabbing Leia’s boob (footage from movie), and that reminded me of a pic of Chewbacca doing the same thing to her. http://neo-fringe.com/nview.php?arc=3686

    Those were some crazy fun times, I bet!

  5. KikiNo Gravatar Says:

    Thank you for the early birthday shout out. The first joke was for Andy because of “crock”. I signed the email Kiki so I’m a little curious why Tim used my real name. I don’t mind, I just use Kiki because I’m used to people saying my name wrong. Tim got it right first time around. The y for Kyra sounds like the ea for tear. Again, thanks for the shout out.

    On a second note, I got a kick out of everyone discussing Harry Potter as I’m rereading them right now and went to the midnight showing of the most recent film. I don’t see a place for us to cast our votes (I thought there used to be?). Anyways, I vote Voldemort, for many reasons but simply that I’ve always viewed the emperor as a very weak character. Thank you for another great episode!

  6. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    CRAP! Sorry Kiki. Our e-mail puts your name at the top of the message and it was listed as Kyra.

  7. Latino_JessNo Gravatar Says:

    Not sure if this was ever addressed but, are we gonna see Tim on Whipeout or did that fall through or are you not allowed to talk about it? Or did I miss it completely?

  8. Todd (TANcast's #6,817,243th Fan!)No Gravatar Says:

    @Latino_Jess, I keep wondering the same thing!

  9. Lindsey (TANcast's #1 Harry Potter Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Ahem, as the #1 Harry Potter fan I feel I should correct you on some things. I would have said this earlier, but I was at Comic Con and just listened to the episode. -pushes galsses up nose-

    It’s pronounced Rowlling as in ‘in the deep’, and Voldemort with the vo making the same sound as in vote.

    and expell-e-arm-us. And in theory you could make more than 7/8 horcruxes, but with each one you make, you break your soul in half, so it would get smaller and smaller until there was nothing left to work with.

    Lightsabers could probably not destroy a horcrux as it has to be something super magically powerful and out of the ordinary, like Andy said, a sword (Goblin made mind you) imbibed with basilisk venom. One is also destroyed by Fyiend Fyre, which is cursed fire, v. dark magic.

    I think those were the only things that bothered me enough to write to you about it. Thumbs up on the show, keep up the “work”.

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