I know I haven’t posted in a long time. A long, long, long-ass time. Eons. Ages. Epochs, even.
I’m very sorry, but this is what I come back with: I found an easy way to spot dick.
There it is:
It was in the “Ethnic Foods” section at my supermarket! I guess the Brits are “ethnic” if you’re a Southerner. Then again, I was surprised as hell the first time I saw “Mexican” food (salsa and refried beans) in an “ethnic” section, too.
At any rate, now you know where dick can be spotted at any time during normal business hours. You’re welcome.
During non-business hours, Chatroulette is still your best bet.