My wife and I went to dinner with her mom tonight and when we got back to the apartment, there was a cloak of stank in the air. It smells HORRIBLE! With the windows open or closed. There is no escape from this stink! It smells like rotten food and sewage had a kid who just took off his sweaty socks. I’m going to eat some beans just so I can get some relief from my farts. What the hell is that?! Make it stop! Please, oh please…make it STOOOOOP!!!!
PS-I would really like to blame this on my annoying downstairs neighbors (the ones who were so rude to my wife about or alarm). In fact, I do. It’s their fault. I have decided it.