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High Five Unemployed Business Cards

June 24th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

So I’m doing some on-line hunting for a job (Gotta make some extra scratch between comedy gigs…so if you know of some openings, especially telecommuting openings, let a brotha know!) So I’m registered with this site that’s supposed to be helping me find a gig. Instead they seem to send me a crap-ton of spam. The latest one was an offer to “Receive 250 Complimentary Business Cards.”

Ok…slow down, how about you find me work first before I order 250 business cards for a job I don’t have. What would they say anyway? …and that brings us to this “High Five” list of business cards for the unemployed.


Tim Babb - Shiftless Layabout


Tim Babb - Will Work For Food


Tim Babb - Broke


Tim Babb - Waiting For Death


Tim Babb - Full-Time Failure

3 Responses to “High Five Unemployed Business Cards”

  1. GeoffNo Gravatar Says:

    Tim, we should go into business together.

  2. Joe Anthrax (TANcast's #1 Conservative Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    1. The background images make the cards all the more priceless.

    2. Those kind of job skills would get you hired in a heartbeat where I work (I work with a high ratio of slacker:productive workers).

  3. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan and NEW #3 Fan wooo!)No Gravatar Says:

    Disneyland is hiring.



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