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TANcast 068 – My Sex Snaps Digits

October 4th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The Snapped Digit

This week you get a show worth nominating for best “comedy” podcast at podcastawards.com! First Andy’s wife needs a toe truck, then Andy gets insulted by a recruiter, the “fancrust” fights over who’s the best TANcaster, Tim feuds with technology, the World Trade Center site causes frustration, the boys discuss the pros and cons of on-line shopping, Noah makes candied bacon, the boys weigh in on Roman Polanski, and finally they try to determine if Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl In 1990.

Nominate TANcast for best “Comedy” podcast at www.podcastawards.com

Due to incompetence beyond our control, there were no TANlaughs this week.
But please send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at:
fucktards(at)TANcast.com or YourMom(at)TANcast.com

Vote for TANcast at Podcast Alley:
http://podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=67598

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.

***SHOW LINKS***
(download the podcast at the bottom of these links)

Letterman – Optimus Prime Top Ten List
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=capoqysbgI0

TANcast vs Grammar Girl Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcADPF0fIxA

Sony has to Apologize to Nigeria
http://www.us.playstation.com/News/ConsumerAlerts

Top 10 Reasons David Letterman Confessed
http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2009/10/top-10-reasons-david-letterman-confessed-to-affairs-on-the-late-show.html

Picture of David Letterman’s Wife
http://freeoffertrial.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/regina-lasko-david-lettermans-wife.jpg

25 Hilarious Roller Coaster Photos
http://www.holytaco.com/25-hilarious-roller-coaster-photos

(NOT SAFE FOR WORK) “Nice Composition” Photo of Girl in Her Undies
http://www.holytaco.com/nice-composition-weird-foot-looks-hotdog-bun

Traci Lords vs Mary Carey…Who’d You Rather?
http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/02/traci-lords-vs-mary-carey-whod-you-rather/

Pic of Chicago Learning They Won’t Get the Olympics
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/10/02/sports/bid.650.4.jpg

Bacon Wrapped Bacon
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3219/2297926249_d878c1928d.jpg

Play

16 Responses to “TANcast 068 – My Sex Snaps Digits”

  1. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) Says:

    You don’t put me in a fight with people! I’m a fat man with exactly 2 talents. I can ignore crap loads of pain, and I’m good at crushing people under my fat.
    I’d nominate TANcast, but TANcast is the only podcast I listen to. And Grammar Girl, SModcast, Netcot, and Distorted View are the only other podcasts I can think of

  2. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    You don’t HAVE to nominate any other podcasts. In fact, I leave a lot of the categories blank because I don’t listen to any “sports” podcasts or “Religion Inspiration” podcasts or “PodSafe Music” Podcasts etc. But as a courtesy to our favorie Podcasts, we’ll be posting a sample of some of our favorites in the other categories soon.

  3. Jess (TANcasts #1 #2 and #3) Says:

    Ok, so I followed the link, and nominated TANcast under the GBLT category as instructed.

    Done and done. Good luck guys!

  4. Victoria ( Number 1 FANGIRL) Says:

    great episode!

    I nominated TANcast, AND I sent in some TANlaughs! Hahaha.

  5. Murray (Tancast's #1 Aussie Fan) Says:

    Random* comment: Andy, have you changed the font on “TANcast” up the top?

    * “Why is everything so ‘random’ in the future, is there some sort of problem with causality?” – Doc Brown, 1953.

  6. Melanie Says:

    Ha! I nominated TANcast, and may have done so while topless!

  7. Matt (tancasts #1 and only Reno fan) Says:

    Tim the statue of limitations apply before you are convictid of a crime he was convicted in 1978.

  8. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    Thanks Matt. I was actually schooled by Geoff after the episode. But I think you’re missing the main point here…Melanie may have nominated us while topless! That should count double! Where is the rules committee when you need them? lol

  9. Noah Says:

    Tim: I thought we got schooled by my wife.

  10. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    Geoff, your wife…it’s all the same in the eyes of the lord.

  11. Matt (tancasts #1 and only Reno fan) Says:

    your right i did miss the big picture. unless there is a link to when Melanie was nominating TANcast

  12. Andy Says:

    I regularly record TANcast bottomless, but somehow I think that will get fewer kudos than what Melanie may have done.

    To be completely fair, when I do record without pants (US definition, not UK) I still wear boxers. There’s limits to what even I will do to a chair…

  13. Jason (TANcast's ??????) Says:

    Loved the show and I followed the link to nominate you guys for best comedy podcast. Can’t wait for next weeks show.

  14. Melanie Says:

    I dunno, Andy..no one here has seen me topless, and most of us haven’t seen you bottomless. Perhaps it’s best that way. Let’s just say that my husband would say I win, and your wife might say you win…or maybe she wins. 🙂

    Sorry, Matt, no link…

  15. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    I have seen Andy bottomless…Melanie wins! Sight unseen.

  16. Melanie Says:

    Thank you…thank you… I just wanted to say—

    Oh Kanye, get the fuck out of here. This is MY 15 seconds!

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