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TANcast 068 – My Sex Snaps Digits

October 4th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The Snapped Digit

This week you get a show worth nominating for best “comedy” podcast at podcastawards.com! First Andy’s wife needs a toe truck, then Andy gets insulted by a recruiter, the “fancrust” fights over who’s the best TANcaster, Tim feuds with technology, the World Trade Center site causes frustration, the boys discuss the pros and cons of on-line shopping, Noah makes candied bacon, the boys weigh in on Roman Polanski, and finally they try to determine if Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl In 1990.

Nominate TANcast for best “Comedy” podcast at www.podcastawards.com

Due to incompetence beyond our control, there were no TANlaughs this week.
But please send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at:
fucktards(at)TANcast.com or YourMom(at)TANcast.com

Vote for TANcast at Podcast Alley:
http://podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=67598

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.

***SHOW LINKS***
(download the podcast at the bottom of these links)

Letterman – Optimus Prime Top Ten List
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=capoqysbgI0

TANcast vs Grammar Girl Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcADPF0fIxA

Sony has to Apologize to Nigeria
http://www.us.playstation.com/News/ConsumerAlerts

Top 10 Reasons David Letterman Confessed
http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2009/10/top-10-reasons-david-letterman-confessed-to-affairs-on-the-late-show.html

Picture of David Letterman’s Wife
http://freeoffertrial.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/regina-lasko-david-lettermans-wife.jpg

25 Hilarious Roller Coaster Photos
http://www.holytaco.com/25-hilarious-roller-coaster-photos

(NOT SAFE FOR WORK) “Nice Composition” Photo of Girl in Her Undies
http://www.holytaco.com/nice-composition-weird-foot-looks-hotdog-bun

Traci Lords vs Mary Carey…Who’d You Rather?
http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/02/traci-lords-vs-mary-carey-whod-you-rather/

Pic of Chicago Learning They Won’t Get the Olympics
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/10/02/sports/bid.650.4.jpg

Bacon Wrapped Bacon
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3219/2297926249_d878c1928d.jpg

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16 Responses to “TANcast 068 – My Sex Snaps Digits”

  1. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    You don’t put me in a fight with people! I’m a fat man with exactly 2 talents. I can ignore crap loads of pain, and I’m good at crushing people under my fat.
    I’d nominate TANcast, but TANcast is the only podcast I listen to. And Grammar Girl, SModcast, Netcot, and Distorted View are the only other podcasts I can think of

  2. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    You don’t HAVE to nominate any other podcasts. In fact, I leave a lot of the categories blank because I don’t listen to any “sports” podcasts or “Religion Inspiration” podcasts or “PodSafe Music” Podcasts etc. But as a courtesy to our favorie Podcasts, we’ll be posting a sample of some of our favorites in the other categories soon.

  3. Jess (TANcasts #1 #2 and #3)No Gravatar Says:

    Ok, so I followed the link, and nominated TANcast under the GBLT category as instructed.

    Done and done. Good luck guys!

  4. Victoria ( Number 1 FANGIRL)No Gravatar Says:

    great episode!

    I nominated TANcast, AND I sent in some TANlaughs! Hahaha.

  5. Murray (Tancast's #1 Aussie Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Random* comment: Andy, have you changed the font on “TANcast” up the top?

    * “Why is everything so ‘random’ in the future, is there some sort of problem with causality?” – Doc Brown, 1953.

  6. MelanieNo Gravatar Says:

    Ha! I nominated TANcast, and may have done so while topless!

  7. Matt (tancasts #1 and only Reno fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Tim the statue of limitations apply before you are convictid of a crime he was convicted in 1978.

  8. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Thanks Matt. I was actually schooled by Geoff after the episode. But I think you’re missing the main point here…Melanie may have nominated us while topless! That should count double! Where is the rules committee when you need them? lol

  9. NoahNo Gravatar Says:

    Tim: I thought we got schooled by my wife.

  10. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Geoff, your wife…it’s all the same in the eyes of the lord.

  11. Matt (tancasts #1 and only Reno fan)No Gravatar Says:

    your right i did miss the big picture. unless there is a link to when Melanie was nominating TANcast

  12. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    I regularly record TANcast bottomless, but somehow I think that will get fewer kudos than what Melanie may have done.

    To be completely fair, when I do record without pants (US definition, not UK) I still wear boxers. There’s limits to what even I will do to a chair…

  13. Jason (TANcast's ??????)No Gravatar Says:

    Loved the show and I followed the link to nominate you guys for best comedy podcast. Can’t wait for next weeks show.

  14. MelanieNo Gravatar Says:

    I dunno, Andy..no one here has seen me topless, and most of us haven’t seen you bottomless. Perhaps it’s best that way. Let’s just say that my husband would say I win, and your wife might say you win…or maybe she wins. 🙂

    Sorry, Matt, no link…

  15. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I have seen Andy bottomless…Melanie wins! Sight unseen.

  16. MelanieNo Gravatar Says:

    Thank you…thank you… I just wanted to say—

    Oh Kanye, get the fuck out of here. This is MY 15 seconds!

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