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TANcast 028 – Ask Me About The Free Sex

December 7th, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

As requested by 4 TANcast listeners…the hour and a half long episode! It’s loooong but there’s some good stuff in there like…

Noah’s new podcasting style, Tim advocates goat marriage, we learn how to get Andy’s baby to smile, and UH OH…we talk about Star Trek. (sorry, hater guy…not really)

Then to the serious issues: Is Michael Bay a good or bad director? (2 out of 3 TANcasters say “yes”), L33t speak vs lol speak, Random 80’s Flashbacks with Rick Springfield, and Gambit’s shiny purple shirt.

Then it’s story time! You’ll hear how Tim once dropped a girl on her head (oops!), you’ll hear stories of steak and ass, you’ll learn why you wouldn’t/couldn’t/shouldn’t have dated the TANboys in their 20’s, then after an attack from a naked baby you’ll hear a Thanksgiving travel horror story.

It’s not over yet! Noah talks about his “famous” neighbors, Tim will frighten you with his messy ways, lay offs hit too close to home, Anne Hathaway is hot, and FINALLY Noah explains the title of this week’s episode.

Still not enough? Ok…we’ll throw in the premiere of the “Noah is a Big Fat Turd Remix!

Whew…still listening? …didn’t think so

Please vote for us at Podcast Alley:


This week’s TANlaugh was sent in by Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan)
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Andy (at) TANcast.com


[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

Rick Springfield’s Video

Gambit’s Shiny Purple Shirt

“Real Life” Gambit

Double D’s Restaurant in Los Gatos, CA

Anne Hathaway’s see-through shirt (not work safe)

27 Responses to “TANcast 028 – Ask Me About The Free Sex”

  1. McMattyMattNo Gravatar Says:

    Hey TANfolks,

    I heard of a new restaurant in town called TGIB Fridays. It is where you can order fried chicken and 40 oz. It is the place where you are always black, and it is always friday.


  2. LissaNo Gravatar Says:

    I haven’t listened to it yet, but I’m amazed you got a podcast up on a saturday. absolutely astounding. and so proud! Also, Tim, tonight we were at some dorky school function. They had karaoke. They had ‘Your Body is a Wonderland’ by John Mayer. I sang it, but with different words. I’ll give you one guess as to the words I did sing. By memory. That’s right. I listen to that song way too much…but what can I say? Sometimes I just crave some Disneyland magic.

  3. LissaNo Gravatar Says:

    Oh shit. It’s Sunday isn’t it. Well, you were extremely close.

  4. Jess (Tancasts #2 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    HOLY SHIT, IT WORKED!!!! I have control over the Tancast-iverse!! You will all do my bidding! I now command you guys to do a special Christmas themed episode…..that is all.

  5. BryceNo Gravatar Says:

    Wow, it really did work! Micheal Bay is kind of a douche director. I think South Park portrayed him well.

  6. BryceNo Gravatar Says:

    We all play poker, eat gumbo, crawfish, and ride around in canoes. Not really.

  7. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I wasn’t alive in the 80’s, but I still know who Aha and Rick Springfield are! Jesse’s Girl was even my ringtone at one point. Jess, I bribed them with votes at Podcastalley so you do not control the TAN-iverse (it sounds better), I bend it to my will with the promise of votes and sugar cookies. Oh, and guys…. I was lying about the sugar cookies…. I never mentioned Sugar Cookies. lol

  8. Jess (Tancasts #2 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Well I can top that Mike, I am in fact a Pastry Chef (no lie) so I CAN promise cookies!

    Also I convinced 3 people to start listening to Tancast this weekend. Just played them an episode and they loved it. I hope they weren’t lying……

  9. Jess (Tancasts #2 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Just to clarify: I said I CAN promise cookies. I didn’t say I WOULD.

  10. Kris (TANcasts #1 Gay Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Thanks for the shout-out Andy!! Heeeyyyy!! I have alot of gay bucks if any of you need some just follow my rainbow! Andy I sent you somenew TANlaughs. Noah hope all works out with the job! Tim love the longer TANcast. I think I heard that song at my local gay bar you should see the dance that goes with it!!!

  11. Jess (Tancasts #2 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I think there should be a competition for Tancasts #1 fan (since Mike just chose the title without having to really do anything to get it, no offense Mike)

    And I think the prize should be a guest spot on a future Tancast.

  12. BryceNo Gravatar Says:

    I’m pretty sure I have been listening to TANcast before Mike. Does that mean I am in? If we beg, can we get more 90 minute shows? Do you know how easy it is to get a “donate” link from Paypal? I would totally donate a few bucks a month to get 90 minute podcast. I just want to give you guys a painting at some point. http://www.myspace.com/brycerabbits

  13. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I may have just claimed it, but doesn’t it say something that I cared enough TO claim it, before anyone else? Jess, I didn’t say I COULDN’T promise cookies, I just said I didn’t. I love to bake (which I think may be less gay than my other favorite thing, although still pretty high on the gay list). Bryce, I don’t know if you’ve been listening longer or not, but sure.. you can be in the running. I’m just the guy who decided to replay all the episodes in one long marathon once I get to Washington… no sleep until I’ve listened to every episode, in order. Mostly because every once in a while, I hear an old joke I can’t really remember the story behind. I still plan to do it though!

  14. MattNo Gravatar Says:

    pearl harbor is the worst chick flick ever, and very historicly

    inacurite i wont go in to it of why it is unless you wan’t me to.

    god micheal bay is one of the worst directors out there. right

    behind joel shumocker.

  15. Luke Whalley (like Wall-E)No Gravatar Says:

    I’ll be pissed if you guys start charging gaybucks for this podcast.

  16. Princess EdamameNo Gravatar Says:

    This lady-listener won’t be going anywhere anytime soon… 🙂 A 90-minute podcast was just what I needed to get me through my entire gardening project without having to use my filthy dirty hands to touch my podcover and find something else to listen to. Plus, youz guyz said a lot of hilarious shit, that I don’t remember anymore. Yay Alzheimers!

  17. Princess EdamameNo Gravatar Says:

    Oh – and I totally remember Springfield’s Bop Till You Drop, but I don’t remember a fucking thing about it. Noah’s song was great, but not nearly as funny as the Happy Fuck You remix.

  18. Gino the MarinoNo Gravatar Says:

    What about Oman or Uzbekistan Tim?
    I was listening to you guys when I was deployed in Oman, now I am in Uzbekistan and dont miss a episode.

    P.S. We would like more Kingdom Comedy!

  19. Jess (Tancasts #2 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Speaking of Kingdom Comedy, I thought Tim said that Van from Netcot was going to be on an episode of Tancast…..but he never was. What happened with that Tim??

  20. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Fuck it, I’ll take third. I was always kind of a ‘C’ student anyway.

  21. Princess EdamameNo Gravatar Says:

    Wow – TANcast needs more fans – I’d really like to be the #12 fan. Can #4-#11 step up, please?

  22. LissaNo Gravatar Says:

    Ok soooo. Uh. Shit. I was gonna say…oh!
    I demand the Noah remix on it’s own.
    Because I need it on my iPod.
    So I can have it “accidentally” come up on shuffle while driving my friends somewhere.
    That would be delightful.

  23. Luke Wall-E (TANcast's #4 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I’ll take 4. Why not.
    &I am so down with the idea of Noah’s Song being a single.
    Get it on iTunes even!
    Happy Fuck You was pretty sweet too :]
    I hadn’t heard Madison Avenue in a while before that.

  24. Luke Wall-E (TANcast's #4 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    By the by
    Ryan Reynolds will be Deadpool.
    I played the X-Men game that came out on xbox or whatevz and really liked his character on it :]
    I think Reynolds should suit his seemingly cheeky ways.

    Anne Hathaway <3

  25. XapnomapcaseNo Gravatar Says:

    Hello, I’m new here. It took me a week and a half or so, but I finally managed to listen to the first 28 episodes. I see there’s another one for tomorrow, and that’s great.

    I just wanted to introduce myself, I’m a female, bisexual listener, so that does make two or so gay ones. It’s good to get in on the ground floor.

    I started listening to this because of a recommendation on the Smodcast comments, and it helped fill the wait between those nicely. Unfortunately, that means one more place I have to check for new episodes…but whatever. At least you guys seem to be consistent, as you said in a recent episode.

    I love the cheerios jingle. Damn you. I realize that wasn’t quite this episode, but whatever. I’m lazy, and don’t feel like pinpointing the exact place to leave a comment.

    Thanks for the laughs, you guys help make my workday go by faster.

  26. MikeNo Gravatar Says:

    hey, im not really the no.1 fan, but i have been tuning in since netcot…

    long boring story short… hey Tim, do you have a single download of the song at the end of this ep (28)

  27. JasonNo Gravatar Says:

    I went through 3 stages of emotions during the Noah is a big fat turd song.
    1.) Laughter
    2.) Wow this is really going on to long
    3.) Laughter again
    Go Figure!

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