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TANcast 067 – Fat Wars

September 27th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, Noah has an obsession with not safe for work links, The boys talk about new fall TV (Supernatural, Glee, True Blood, House, Heroes, Dexter, & CSI), Tim contends that Turbulence is worse than Transformers, Andy uses his child’s hair to make his wife cry, Tim watches Hitman the wrong way, Surrogates disappoints Noah, finally Noah eats breakfast and that’s when the war begins.

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Tim’s only credit on IMDB

Robin’s Photo of Crocs in Disneyland

(NOT SAFE FOR WORK) Daily Photos of a Healthy Cervix

Streaker Scores Football (Soccer) Goal
(Another one of Noah’s that you can’t click on around other people)

50 Sluttiest American Apparel Ads
(Yet another one of Noah’s that you can’t click on around other people)

Pictures People staring at Boobs
(Oh yes…another one of Noah’s that you can’t click on around other people)

Someone staring at Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs

Nicholas Cage as Superman

Tim on Netcot “debating” the return of Captain EO

Article about a parasite that eats and replaces a fish’s tongue
(#6 on the list)

Parasite that enters through your “pee hole”

iPhone Stalker App Commercial

“Interesting” Craigslist ad

Dog Licking Peanut Butter


10 Responses to “TANcast 067 – Fat Wars”

  1. Melanie ("The Princess") Says:

    Clearly, we TANcasties and TANnasties have been meaning to leave comments, but just putting it off…

  2. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    I can’t fault y’all for that 😉

  3. Melanie ("The Princess") Says:

    Oh Jesus Christ. Fuck you, Noah. Yes, I looked at the Healthy Cervix Project, and yes, I want to kill myself. Thank you very fucking much.

  4. Victoria ( Number 1 FANGIRL) Says:

    Damn you Noah. Why did you have to go and scar us underage listeners with CERVIXes. This is almost as bad as the Bunny Crush in DV daily. Anyway, great as always tough guys.

  5. Noah Says:

    Hey, you ladies knew what the site was about, heard us talking about it. If you still looked at the cervix pics, you only have yourself to blame.

  6. Kevin (TANcast's #1 Missourian Fan) Says:

    What is the link sound this week from?

  7. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    How silly of me I forgot to even mention it on the show:

  8. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan) Says:

    I have to say, the last two eps have been a real return to top form. Good stuff guys.

  9. Andy Says:

    A better link to the “My anus is bleeding” (in HD and set to jump to the right spot in the video):


    And a preemptive “Suck it down” for Tim, who’s probably about to bitch about me trying to upstage him.

  10. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    Not gonna bitch about the upstaging but I believe the WHOLE cartoon is funny and worth watching (and other parts may come up in future episodes). So Andy…go dance around in your Crocs.

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