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TANcast 061 – Motorboating is Always an Option

August 18th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week Andy’s Vegas adventure, Tim reviews one chapter of the book Teetering on Disaster, the boys hate on Jimmy Fallon, high school bullies, and then the show descends into chaos!

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Kris and Victoria.
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22 Responses to “TANcast 061 – Motorboating is Always an Option”

  1. Gino (TANcast's #1 fan in the Military)No Gravatar Says:

    Excellant intro Timbo. I was rolling.
    Andy you have never been more right then about Jimmy dumb ass Fallon. I cant stand that no talent idiot. How did he get his own show???
    I dont think I would ride Dick Mtn. And holy crap how many GD’s are you guys gonna throw out in a pod cast?

  2. Jess (TANcast's #1 Goddamned Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Goddamn that was a good show!!

  3. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    That’s what 32 years of bottled-up blasphemy sounds like.

  4. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    After seeing the inspirational posters I can answer the question about motorboating. Sometimes there is no option you just HAVE to motorboat them. I am feeling very inspired, and a little sore now…haha.

  5. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Did we really have a lot of GD’s this week? I didn’t notice. However, I would be surprised if that was the most offensive thing we did on this show lol

  6. Gino (TANcast's #1 fan in the Military)No Gravatar Says:

    Im not offended very easily, but I am somewhat religious and kinda cringe when I hear that word. But anyways, this week was a great show. And Jess are you a dude or a chick? I can’t tell by your pic!

  7. Victoria ( Number 1 FANGIRL)No Gravatar Says:

    Loved the show this week! I was thrilled that Andy read my joke. 🙂 Hope one of mine gets on next episode! Yay.

  8. BryceNo Gravatar Says:

    Gd < superman rape scenarios and Tim's burnt pizza box story ? In a good way.

  9. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    Gino, sorry for the bleeding ears.

    I used to be the same way. So was (is?) Tim, to the point where I seem to recall him reversing a tiny snippet of audio from a South Park quote so it would play as:

    “Wow. I always knew Cartman’s mom was a slut, but dog damn!”

    I don’t know what became of me…

    Oh wait, yes I do. I became evil and godless, hence the goatee.

  10. Jess (TANcast's #1 MALE Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I’m all man.

    Damn, do I really look like a chick in my photo? gotta change that.

  11. Matt C.No Gravatar Says:

    In my best Comic book guy voice, ” I can’t believe that you used the ST:TNG music, when you references to Star Trek were for ST:TOS, and Enterprise. Worst episode ever!” Enjoyed the show.

  12. MelanieNo Gravatar Says:

    Great show, guys, and I’m so glad Andy’s now my monkey. I played the squeak squeak part for my grandbaby’s mama, and she nearly cried. Thank you, TANcast, for bringing my family closer together.

    What can I make you say next time..hmm…

    There was something in the show that made me want to comment, but I have to listen to it in chuunks, because my kid is in the car so often, so I’ve forgotten, because I”m senile. But Noah, please stop saying it’s time to wrap up 10 minutes before y’all do. That means two shots, and it’s really hard to get to the vodka while I;m in the car.


  13. MelanieNo Gravatar Says:

    Christ. Can I really not find the right apostrophe key? MLIA

  14. Kristopher (TANcast #1 Gay fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Jess I am sorry but your picture does look like a girl! Great show guys. Noah fucking screwed my joke, Thanks! I want to know how to motorboat a man? If that is even the name for it. Help me out TANcast.

  15. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Jess…I never thought your pic looked like a girl, but I knew you were a man before I saw it, so maybe I am biased.

    Matt…technically that is also the theme to Star Trek the Motion Picture. But touche I’ll be more show specific in the future.

    Melanie…remember drinking and driving is always best when there’s kids in the car 😉

    Kris…if the man you’re trying to motorboat is Andy or Noah, you just do it the normal way. HA!!!

  16. NoahNo Gravatar Says:

    Hey Kris,

    I also screwed your mother. Long as we are keeping score 🙂

  17. Jess (I'm a dude)No Gravatar Says:

    Shit, I can’t remember the website to change my picture.

    Gotta find something more manly to put up since the TANcastiverse thinks I got lady parts.

  18. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    Whoopes sorry Jess I thought you were a chick too. I come from Ithaca NY where girls with short hair and boy shaped bodies is normal…..

  19. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    First, sorry it took me so long to get to this. I had no internet for the last week. I’m finally listening, and glad to hear my Foot Fetish comment made it in the show. The story isn’t nearly as good as the line itself, and is rather disgusting. That’s why I didn’t want to tell it. If you’re still curious, I will though.

  20. Kristopher (TANcast #1 Gay fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Noah you too!!!! Are you my daddy?

  21. Kevin (TANcast's #1 Missourian Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Tim’s comment (noise) back to Noah on moving close on hangers and his Barry Gibb impression cracks me up every tmie. Time to get caught up on the two newest episodes.

  22. Kevin (TANcast's #1 Missourian Fan)No Gravatar Says:


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