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TANcast 050 – TANscraps

May 18th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

TANcast celebrates it’s 50th episode with the best bits you never heard from the first 50 episodes, exclusive audio from the team at the Mousetalgia Podcast, and finally a special edition of TANlaughs with jokes from Mike Dawson (Left Field Cinema Podcast), Luke Walley and Chris Crookall (The Ice Podcast), Michaela Renee (Teetering on Disaster), Heidi Caldwell (“Dead Americans”), and from awesome listeners like you!

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Mike Dawson, Luke, Chris, Michaela, Heidi, Ro, Ron, Jon, Sean, Gail, Jo, Mike, and Bryce.
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30 Responses to “TANcast 050 – TANscraps”

  1. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Bruce? 🙁

  2. Jess (TANcasts #1 unemployed fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Damn, I couldn’t get mine recorded in time.

    And I have to agree with Bryce: who’s Bruce?

  3. NateNo Gravatar Says:

    Tim I appreciate how much work it took to edit this podcast together, but ugh…it was just not all that funny. I think what would have been funnier would have been to pick 7 or 10 of the best moments in the first 50 episodes and then re-capped them and talked about it. Love you guys regardless, and I’ll be hear next week waiting for some of that TANcast magic that you guys pump out weakly.

  4. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Congratulations on 50 episodes, TANdudes. Great work.

    And yay especially to Tim the sleepless editor.

  5. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    Oh man, the high-speed edit-parts that Tim put in to protect the privileged info I was sharing with him and Noah CRACK ME UP.

  6. JoNo Gravatar Says:

    Twenty odd minutes in and I’m loving the weird little scraps: it reminds me of the kind of shit we talk at work. Although, I think I am beginning to understand the strange looks we sometimes get 🙂

  7. JoNo Gravatar Says:

    Oh and Nate, did you mean to put ‘weakly’? That made me chuckle too 😉

  8. Luke Wall-E (TANcast's #4 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Luke “Whalley” but close enough ;]

    Just downloading the new ep now.
    Thanks for using our stuff and giving us some promotion :]

  9. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    At least I wasn’t the only one who found Fast Forward Andy amusing.

  10. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    In fairness…the “U” and the “Y” are right next to each other on the keyboard…sorry Bryce.

    Hopefully we’ll be back to our “weakly” stuff this week 🙂

  11. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I understand. I’m close to not going to work today. HUNG THE FUCK OVER. I know you guys are busy this week, but I’m looking forward to a regular show.

  12. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    Yeah I really couldn’t get into this episode, don’t know if work was getting in the way, or I was just not into it.

    Congrats on 50 episodes I look forward to 51 more!


  13. Jess (TANcasts #1 unemployed fan)No Gravatar Says:

    A F*%$ING CLIP SHOW?!?

    Just kidding. That was very funny, thanks for entertaining me on my way to interviews.

    Congrats on the 50 show mark.

  14. TonyNo Gravatar Says:

    Good job on 50, guys. You ever think you’d keep recording this long?

    However, like Jess said…a clip show? Wow…..Tim, clip shows are second only to the episodes totally set on the ship in the rankings of the worst TNG episodes ever.

  15. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I’m glad to be a fan and I hope you guys keep it up as long as possible. Congratulations.

  16. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I didn’t think this qualified as a “clip show.” It’s not like we played a bunch of crap you already heard…it was NEW crap.

    PS-TNG did a clip show once…it was God awful

  17. TonyNo Gravatar Says:

    As I said, right up there with the ship only shows in terms of suck.
    It meant they ran out of money and ideas.
    I know you guys don’t have money, but don’t tell me you’re running out of ideas!

  18. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    I wasn’t into it, and the Mousetalgia thing didn’t get me, maybe because I don’t listen to them? But I am glad you’ve reached 50, and am looking forward to the next 6. After that, I’ll let you know.


  19. Gino (TANcast's #1 fan in the military)No Gravatar Says:

    I couldnt git into this episode either. I didnt like most of the jokes that were recorded, I always enjoy Andy’s baby jokes though.

  20. Jess (TANcasts #1 unemployed fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Did anyone ever see the Clerks cartoon that was on TV for a hot second?

    They did a clip show on the second episode. Classic

  21. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    Oh – I did laugh at the Bud-Weis-Er bit, though. There was a little sunshine in the rainy dark dirty alley that pedophiles hang out at called TANcast 50. 🙂

  22. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    C’mon Mike Dawson was hilarious!!! And you should listen to Mousetalgia…they’re hilarious! Kristen especially cracks me up. That’s why I thought her out takes were so cute.

  23. TonyNo Gravatar Says:

    Trust me, not saying it blew donkey…you know, like that show you enjoy down in TJ?
    Just not your best. But that’s okay. Still love listening to you guys.

  24. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    I may give Mousetalgia a try on your recommendation, Tim. It mayjust be that I wasn’t impressed because I don’t “inter-know” the hosts. I might have thought it funnier if it were Van or something. Who knows.

  25. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I for one can say that my jokes blew some TAN-dick. In the worst way possible.

  26. TonyNo Gravatar Says:

    Bryce, you’ve heard my submissions.
    Yours wasn’t that bad. 😉

  27. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    The Clerks Cartoon clip show was funny, now if the Tanscrapes happened 48 episodes again it would of been that funny too 😛

    I think Tim is trying to get us all to convert to Moustalgia Podcast so we will leave him, Andy, and Noah alone..haha

  28. Heidi (Tancasts #1 Cousin Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    YAY! That was an awesome show! Poo on the nay sayers! I thought all the tan laughs were great! I’m totally stealing Michaela’s fish joke! But I think my favorite part was Tim coaching his wife on the intro she’s such a great straight man for you! Oh wait I take that back, the best best part was the 5 minutes of silence at the end of the podcast! Oh I laughed so hard I think I pulled something! Just Kidding! Congrats on the 50 episodes! I think that deserves a “Tip o’ the ol’ Paynus!” to ya!

  29. DJ Technoid (TANcast's Numberless Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Tim, you always do a fantastic job with your audio editing, as you did here especially. I loved the Mousetalgia raw clip, and I agree with you about Kristen… she is quick and clever and honest, so to hear her kinda losing it trying to fake an emotion was a treat! Bryce, don’t be so hard on yourself… at least you submitted, and it was funny! Good job Tim, Andy and Noah!

  30. Todd (Tancast's #5 Biggest Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Absolutely love the “fast forward talking” Andy. Freakin hysterical!!! Always a bit of comedy gold to be found on TANcast!

    The beginning clips however, felt like a run-on sentence or conversation…. :o) Ooh ooh, a little like Deja Vu!!!

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