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Choose our e-mail address

March 30th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Recently we’ve decided that we need a single e-mail address that will reach all of the TANcasters at once. But we can’t decide what to name it! That’s where you come in…

The voting is over! Thanks for all your votes!!! Listen to TANcast 45 to find out which e-mail address won!:

UPDATE: See Andy’s comment below for another poll that lets you vote by ordering your preferences.

16 Responses to “Choose our e-mail address”

  1. Jess (TANcasts 1200th Customer)No Gravatar Says:

    I had to go with fucktards, it’s one of my favorite words.

  2. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    fucktards is an awesome word, but can you think of any other reason you would ever have to type/say the word “cockbite?” What about “fucktard?” Exactly

  3. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    For the record, in my head the “Sword of Holy Fury” is a 4 foot long dildo with an elaborately inlaid handle, drops of mysterious eldritch power falling wetly from the tip of the blade, and the power to cleave in twain the “Squirrel of Justice”.

    I cannot describe the “Squirrel of Justice” without being imprisoned under certain international treaties governing human rights, save to tell you that Uncle Fisty wields it.

  4. MattNo Gravatar Says:

    it should be penis talk or dick talk because lets face it you guys sure like talking about penis.

  5. Jess (TANcasts 1200th Customer)No Gravatar Says:

    fucktard just has such authority to it. It’s very satisfying to say when you are extremely pissed off at someone.

  6. NateNo Gravatar Says:

    sweet your mom is in winning! Makes me think of my brothers wife and her go to insult to anything I say.

  7. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    I love fucktard, but my votes go to invisidick.

  8. Jess (TANcasts 1200th Customer)No Gravatar Says:

    I can’t believe Fucktards is tied with yourmom.

    Fucktards is way better.

  9. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    Here’s a neat little idea: RANKED votes!

    This is just for fun, and I can’t get it embedded into TANcast, but I found a site that is working on online ranked voting. I’ve taken all the items from the PollDaddy survey that got at least one vote and entered them here:


    You can drag to reorder your preferences, then submit and see the results. These ranked votes will be calculated to find not just the single most popular option of dozens, but the most PREFERRED option.

    For example, say you like “squirrelofjustice”, but you know it’s not that popular and you definitely prefer “yourmom” to “fucktards”. In the poll above you’d probably vote for “yourmom” to try to make a difference instead of voting for your real preference.

    In the vote I linked to, you could order the options “squirrelofjustice”, then, perhaps, “cockbites”, then “yourmom”, then “fucktards”, then whatever else you liked even less. All relative preferences would then be calculated to get the option most people prefer to most other options.

    See the Condorcet method writeup for an example:


    Yeah, I know. Another stupid poll to make a stupid decision, but this is about more CHOICE for our listeners! This is choice you can probably believe in!

  10. TonyNo Gravatar Says:

    Yay for slipperypuffynipples@tancast.com! Andy, you remembered!
    I’m so touched.
    BTW, did you ever get that TANlaugh I sent you a few weeks ago?

  11. Luke Wall-E (TANcast's #4 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I like ‘bitches’ ’cause Tim ended one of the earliest episodes with it just for fun once

    …if memory serves.

  12. BrianNo Gravatar Says:

    where is the ‘all of the above’ option?

  13. Jess (TANcasts 1200th Customer)No Gravatar Says:

    Are you serious?! yourmom is officially beating fucktards?!?

    That’s it, I give up on humanity. And if yourmom(at)tancast.com wins, I will refuse to send emails to it. Instead, I will send emails to fucktards(at)tancast.com and wonder why no one ever gets back to me.

  14. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I actually prefer yourmom (heh heh nootch) I think it’s funny, indicative of the show, but you can still tell it to just about anyone…fucktards…not so much

  15. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    A decision has been made. Listen to this week’s TANcast for the final verdict.

  16. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    *crosses fingers for cockbites*

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