… then take walk in park.


TANcast 034 – We Are Horrible, Horrible People

January 25th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

In this episode, the boys debate dorkiness, encourage you to work like a comedian, and revisit the Never Ending Story.

Then Beyoncé tries to give you herpes of the mind, Craigslist misses some connections, Dave Attell’s greatness is celebrated, and IM programs are mused upon. Next, the TANboys review some “TANFlix:” The Darjeeling Limited, RocknRolla, Kung Fu Panda, Hell Boy 2, and Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Finally the boys wind down with a discussion on ripping on each other, compare Magic the Gathering with the Penis Game, and call for your feedback on whether or not to do another TANcast game night special or drunken epiosde.

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This week’s TANlaughs were sent in by Jeff and Bryce
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Andy (at) TANcast.com


[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.


Noah Tim (And Dynelle) Debate about Dorkiness over IM:

All The Single Ladies (On YouTube):

Momma Joke:

Hot Hot Heat “Bandages” (Panda Jizz?):

Survivor: I Can’t Hold Back (YouTube):

Check out Charles Nelson Reilly on Match Game (YouTube)

Tim Looking at his Wang (YouTube)

21 Responses to “TANcast 034 – We Are Horrible, Horrible People”

  1. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I wouldn’t mind another game night special episode if Tim edits it better with more special effects. I mean like TANcast: 1997 special edition.

  2. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    also, as Tancast’s #3 fan, I demand that the the top three fans are announced on the show more. I just want to be special. Mike, Jess and I would greatly appreciate it.

  3. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    How do you know we didn’t mention you on this episode? I just posted it and I haven’t finished listening yet 😉

    (We didn’t mention you…but we’ll work on that for the future)

    PS-Nice reference with the 1997 Special Edition

  4. JoNo Gravatar Says:

    Hi to the TAN- men. Sorry to be SO SHIT with posting (‘#1 most useless at posting fan’? Na, no ring to it). I’d planned to say I’d been busy but remember you all mentioning what a pathetic excuse that is . . . so I’m all out. It’s taken me ages to catch up with the eps. and I’m finally up to date. Yeah! I was always there with you guys – just weeks behind and very quiet! Still loving the podcasts – they crack me up! The idea that Noah was trying to hang himself in the middle of Andy’s epic monologue killed me (as did the epic monologue)! I would love another game night/ special edition/ drunken babbling/ etc. podcast. I haven’t listened to this new ep. yet but had to come and say hi (finally)! Long live TANcast 😀

  5. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    ….and more Dewbacks.

  6. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I KNOW ANDY’S TANLAUGH! No I don’t…. I NEED MITCH HEDBERG’S CDS! Andy, I said the same thing to Noah’s. Didn’t really register it until you said something, though. Andy, I don’t get jokes about any of those things (unless we’re talking red shirts).
    Me: “This has gone to a strange place”
    Tim: After I say ‘has’ “We have gone a strange way”
    I wanna see Paul Blart. I’m unable to focus on just one thing, so I’m trying to do a random personality test, and I can’t stop laughing. I got the same thing Noah did when Andy said he did it at a concert once. I’m sitting here “Why the fuck would you play Magic at a concert?” YES! Another game night! Noah, the whole moss comment resulted in a spit-take with my strawberry soda.

  7. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    and thanks for contradicting my first comment, Noah. You dick. Just kidding. Thanks!

  8. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I mean second and I’m double contradicted by Tim in the comment after that.

  9. Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    So for some reason my itunes wont download the latest episode of TANcast, it says the url could not be found on the server.
    Anyone else having issues, or is it just my old-ass mac?

  10. Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    fuck it. I downloaded the mp3. gotta have my TANfix.

  11. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I thought that the Game Night idea could go better on a second run. I think that the issues with everyone understanding the rules and with the distractions of New Years Eve did get in the way a bit on last try (though I was just glad to get new TAN at the time).

  12. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    Another decent tancast. I enjoyed it as usual and the last 5 minutes or so were the best.

    The game night with everyone shouting in the background was a bit crazy, not sure if I would enjoy another one. Maybe if everyone was ACTUALLY drunk this time it would be better :-0

  13. Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    no more “game” themed TANcasts….please.

  14. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    DH is a musician, and yes, singers and musicians often invite each other to their non-private party gigs. And no, we don’t usually go, tho we sometimes have the best intentions to go. If it’s at a good place.

    That said, I’m a paralegal, and I just wanted all the TANcasties and TANnasties to know that every Monday, from 12-1, and every fourth Friday from 12-1, I cover the phones for our manceptionist, who thinks that he’s entitled to a lunch break. If anyone wants to call in or come down to watch me in action, please, feel free.

    By the way – Erin Brockovich was no fluke. All the paralegals ay my firm are hot.

  15. Gino (TANcast's #1 fan in the military)No Gravatar Says:

    Yet another hilarious episode. No more drunk cast. It took you guys forever to play the movie game as I was trying to play along! Or, do another. BUT DONT FUCK IT UP! Only joking… …kinda

  16. Princess Edamame (#12)No Gravatar Says:

    Y’all are missing out – I’m making a guest appearance covering phones today! Call in – support me in my craft!

  17. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Can I get on the guest list?

  18. Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Can I get me plus two for the VIP section of your office?

  19. MichaelNo Gravatar Says:

    yes on the games, yes on the drinks, yes on more making fun of just one person for an entire episode and then pointing it out in a rant like the one i took the time to type and kept on typing and on and on and on and [computer mercy shut-down for the poor ^%* typing, recorded at 8:02]

  20. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    Tim – you’re on the list. Call in on Monday, 12-1. I’ll give you “special treatment”. Which means, I won’t hang up on you right away, or “drop” your call while transferring you.

    Jess – I can get you plus one without further authorization from the bouncer or manager. If you want plus two, you need to reserve a couch in the lobby, and purchase a pot of coffee. Cream and sugar optional.

  21. Kris (TANcasts #1 Gay Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I’m behind schedule. We had the Super Bowl here in my area. It was crazy! So, game night should be attempted again.

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