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TANcast 029 – A Horror Show of Vomit and Diarrhea

December 18th, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

In this very tardy episode of TANcast, the TANboys talk G.I. Joe, Dukes of Hazard, Noah’s tasty peanuts, Carl’s Jr. vs Hardee’s, Chick Fillet vs Chick-fil-A, Andy’s spectacular sickness, how to deal with winter temperatures, and the progress since the early days of the internet.

Then Andy interrupts Tim’s first BJ, Bush dodges a shoe, Tim performs for the troops, Andy and Noah keep TANcast a secret, Tim takes his wife salsa dancing, Noah sings, Kevin Smith’s heartache, and Noah finds a spoiler for the movie Marley and Me.

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[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

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29 Responses to “TANcast 029 – A Horror Show of Vomit and Diarrhea”

  1. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) Says:

    I had the steak sandwich the other day, and I wasn’t impressed. It wasn’t anything special, it was just another sandwich as far as I’m concerned. I’ll just stick with my six dollar jalapeño burger. It took me WAY too long to remember how to make the damn ñ.

    I tried to look it up, but I was having too much trouble finding it. Took too much thinking to figure it out, and it’s too damn early to think.

  2. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) Says:

    Now that I’m back from Gamestop (the only one within fifty miles with the game I wanted), and have listened to the second half, I have just one question. Why the hell couldn’t I have heard the damn sandwich review BEFORE I wasted my money. That would have made my life so much easier (and lunch that day so much cheaper).

    Andy, I’m the same fkin way when I get sick. I get sick, and everything has to stop. Until I’m feeling better, the world can go fuck itself… I’m sleepin’. There could be a giant cardboard check at my door, they can come back… I’m fuckin’ sleepin’. Probably not the best approach, but it works for me. 🙂

  3. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) Says:

    I got to thinking about racial slurs with T’s and googled it. There are apparently a lot.
    (http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html )

  4. Jess (Tancasts #2 Fan) Says:

    I thought the spoiler for Marley and Me would be that the movie sucks big hairy balls. But then I thought about it, and that really isnt a spoiler, it’s a pretty well known fact.

  5. Andy Says:

    On a tangent, I’m cracking up that you guys are all not only picking numbers, but amiably respecting everyone’s claimed slot.

    I hereby declare myself TANcast’s #487 Fan.

    On a different tangent (TANgent?), congrats to Tim on seeing this through long enough to see an episode with his lucky number on it.

  6. Nick Says:

    I now claim that i am tancast #4 Fan…

  7. Nick Tancast #4 Fan Says:

    Thanks for the link Bryce(tancast #3 fan), i learned a lot of new things…

  8. xapnomapcase Says:

    Listened to this show here at work, and I kind of didn’t want it to end.

    I hate being one of those people, but Troglodyte has to do with being unevolved, as opposed to a moron. I mean, technically, we’re talking semantics here, and the basic meaning of the insult is the same. But, you know how people get on the interwebs.

    Otherwise, I’m glad to know never to have the steak sandwich from Carl’s, if only because I can’t see paying that much for something that I won’t completely enjoy. Also, because I agree that fast food steak (and pastrami) is usually absolutely disgusting.

  9. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) Says:

    Andy, you have to be: Andy (Tancasts #457 Fan), and Nick, #4 is already taken.

    So far, there is Mike (#1), Jess(#2),Me(#3), Luke(#4) and Andy (#457). I’m going to go open a new TANcast fan page on myspace.

  10. Tim Says:

    xapnomapcase, you go right on being “one of those people.” As long as you’re correcting things Andy says. 😉

    bryce, maybe Nick wanted to challenge Luke to the title of #4 fan…the heat for #1 was too hot, but he was achin’ for a challenge!

  11. Nick Tancast #4 Fan Says:

    i Think i can give Luke a run for his tanmoney….lol

  12. Nick Tancast #4 Fan Says:

    And at least we know that there might be more then 5 people that listen every week..

  13. Luke Wall-E (TANcast's #4 Fan) Says:

    I’ll give you a run for your gaybucks, Nick!

    And that TAN reference right there is why I have the number 4 slot!


    (You can be #4.5?)

  14. Luke Wall-E (TANcast's #4 Fan) Says:

    p.s. The only troglodyte I knew of was in Heroes of Might and Magic III

    Anyone else with me there?

  15. Nick Tancast #3.9 Fan Says:

    i have a new direction how about #3.9 Fan….

  16. Andy Says:

    What about Fan Pi?


    I’m a fan of pi.

    No, wait, not pi. PIE!

    Apple, cherry, blueberry, hair, you name it…

    What was I saying again?

  17. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) Says:

    and so the TANwars begin. “Luke vs. Nick: Who Will Win?!”
    Luke’s ‘gaybucks’ reference is CLASSIC TAN material. Will Nick counter this attack or will he be caught in limbo at 3.9?

  18. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) Says:

    I think Luke should get it considering he’s been around long enough to have taught me how to change my avatar. Nick, just take #5. —————————————————————————- Tim, Andy and Noah: Will you help us get more organized? Maybe make a special section?

  19. Nick Tancast #3.9 Fan Says:

    poop, shit, dick,balls, baby….. are all used in every episode … how is that for a reference…

  20. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) Says:

    I had the same thought too, Luke. Which lead to me trying to remember if the fuckers were in Heroes of Might and Magic II. Which has lead to my final thoughts on the matter…. who gives a fuck, they were always the first things to die, and never killed anything unless you got REALLY fuckin’ lucky.

  21. Kris (TANcasts #1 Gay Fan) Says:

    I will always be the #1 gay fan!!!!!

  22. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) Says:

    Kris does hold that distinction

  23. Kris (TANcasts #1 Gay Fan) Says:


  24. Luke Wall-E (TANcast's #4 Fan) Says:

    I hear that, Mike!
    Lamest. Monsters. Ever.

  25. Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan) Says:

    Now I’m trying to decide if I should install Heroes 3 again, or just leave it off my computer…. thanks a lot Luke.

  26. Luke Wall-E (TANcast's #4 Fan) Says:

    Oh man, install it. I did again not long ago and played it for aaaages. It’s still an awesome game.

  27. Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan) Says:

    I’m tempted, but I just beat all the campaigns like.. two weeks ago, so I’m wondering if it’s a little too soon to re-install it.

  28. Luke Wall-E (TANcast's #4 Fan) Says:

    Oh. Then yes.
    Wait like a year and it’ll be brilliant again.

  29. Dean Says:

    That TANlaugh is WAAY funnier in Cupertino.. really it is… but thanks for the honors…

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