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TANcast 023 – Vote NO on Crocs

November 3rd, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

It’s the TANcast post-Halloween/Pre-Election “Special”.

Only a few days left…vote once a day at PodcastAwards.com. TANcast is nominated under “comedy.”

This week’s show starts off with so misogyny, deals with the pitfalls of gambling, angry wives, the pros and cons of the economic crisis (goodbye Mervyns, Circuit City, Good Guys, and CompUSA).

Next, the TANboys get into the “spirit” of the holiday with some Halloween TANtales about baby costumes, the curse of Crocs, serial killers in the workplace, Stephen’s Haunted Holiday, the boring adventures of old hallowieners, and tales of pussy (cats).

Then comes TANcast Full election coverage (full of crap, full of misinformation and full of themselves). The TANboys cover Schwarzenegger’s Predator-sized “Twins,” John McCain on SNL, Dennis Kucinich’s hot wife, the ballot that baffled Babb, Keith Olbermann, the Anti-O’Reilly, and we tell California as loud as we can…

Vote NO on Prop 8!

Before they’re done they review some movies (or “TANflicks”): Religulous, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, and Saw V.

Finally the show closes out with a crappy reenactment of Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL, talk of Star Trek’s possible return to Vegas, and a funny joke courtesy of Ed Greer (myspace.com/edgreer)

This week’s TANlaughs were sent in by Bob.
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com


[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

16 Responses to “TANcast 023 – Vote NO on Crocs”

  1. JessNo Gravatar Says:

    Holy shit, Hi Fi Buys is still around?? They opened that shit before I was born, and it sucked back then.

    Hey Andy, do they still have Media Play stores around Atlanta?

  2. Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    For a second, I thought you had a point there too, Tim. Then I remembered who was talking, and realized there was no possible way there was a point. And yanno, Tim… do you ever think about the things you’re going to say before you say them? My mom just walked in and heard her very first sampling of TANcast…. it was Tim’s condom costume story. My mom is now extremely disturbed that I spend so much time listening to TANcast.

    Andy, your costume was way better than mine. I was an older brother forced to take his sister trick or treating, even though he didn’t want to. Not very original, but dammit… it worked.

    “SLUT!” Tim… the King of Subtlety. I kinda zoned out for a while now…. I hear Tim talking about Prop 8, I actually made a video about that the other day. It was inspired by the stupid “Yes on 8” signs all over the place. My personal philosophy on the topic of gay marriage, and gays in general is… do what you want in the bedroom, just don’t drag me into it. I stopped paying attention again, until I was suddenly snapped out of my trance (I was noticing I’m on leader boards for four MySpace applications, and a decent rank on one of the… nine boards I’m on) by a female voice on TANcast. So now, just like with the pigeon story, we have learned not to trust the things that Tim says. Although whether the things you say are true or not…. nine times out of ten… they ARE funny.

  3. Kris the GayNo Gravatar Says:

    Great show! I appriciate all the Gayness you spread in this show. I felt so warm and fuzzy. Whatever! You guys are fun I have voted everyday for you all. Vote no for Prop 2 in Florida also!!! Heeeeeeeyy!

  4. TimNo Gravatar Says:

    Mike-I find that thinking never does me much good, so I avoid it.

    Kris-Thanks for the votes. Good luck in Florida…Fuck Prop 2!

  5. BEN FROM MYSPACENo Gravatar Says:

    anyway nice one guys

  6. BryceNo Gravatar Says:

    I’ve been voting. I’m worried that I may be the douche bag.

  7. GerryNo Gravatar Says:

    Duh-duh-duh TANcast!

    How could you get the theme as a ring tone???

  8. JessNo Gravatar Says:

    I tried to vote for Tancast, but it kept recording my vote for Jon McCain………DAMN YOU MCCAIN!!!!!!

  9. Luke Whalley (like Wall-E)No Gravatar Says:

    It cracked me up when Tim added in “’cause he’s a douchebag” – had to stop myself laughing out loud on a bus full of people. Andy – you are such a fag for wearing crocs :]

  10. Luke Whalley (like Wall-E)No Gravatar Says:

    Also? Dynelle’s voice is hot…

    I apologise for probably spelling her name incorrectly.

  11. AndyNo Gravatar Says:


    1) “Crocs”, not “crocks”.
    2) “Schwarzenegger”, not “Swartzenegger”.
    3) “Kucinich”, not “Kusinich”.
    4) “Miri”, not “Muri”.
    5) “Jeopardy”, not “Jeapordy”.

    … and sentences typically end with punctuation marks.

    Other than that, kudos.

  12. Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Andy is a grammar Nazi! Oh, by the way Andy, my girlfriend wants me to tell you she is making fun of you… and she refuses to listen because of a fear of dead baby jokes. I keep trying to get her to listen, but she refuses.

  13. Ashley (Mike #1 fans girlfriend)No Gravatar Says:

    ok ok You talked me into it AND yes I was some what making fun of you, but nothing serious you know all in good fun ^.^

  14. Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    You see guys, ASHLEY, is my number one fan. I hate myself, lol.

  15. Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Andy, inspired by you googling “fucked up jokes”, I decided to google “dead baby jokes”. The first thing that shows up…. dead-baby-jokes.com

  16. GerryNo Gravatar Says:

    Here’s a TAN laugh for you, I went to the cash machine today and because of the current economic crisis it didn’t give me any notes, no…it just gave me an I.O.U.

    What a hoot, eh?
    No honestly it’s not that good, but its silly at least.
    What you think guys?

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