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This week, Andy almost gets stranded in Florida, Tim wins an iPad, Noah reviews some Amazon Prime pilots, and the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” continues with Super Mario Bros. vs Master of Disguise.

00:00 – 03:29 Intro
02:52 – 29:59 How the F#$% Was Everyone’s Week?
29:59 – 59:28 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
59:28 – 1:01:32 Wrap Up
1:01:32 – 1:03:55 ???????

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This week, the boys discuss transgender issues, review Epic and Jack Ryan and the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” continues with Superman IV vs Battlefield: Earth.

00:00 – 01:23 Pre-Show
01:23 – 02:52 Intro
02:52 – 18:04 Transgender Discussion
18:04 – 39:37 How the F#$% Was Everyone’s Week
39:37 – 1:04:30 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.
1:04:30 – 1:05:41 Wrap Up
1:05:41 – 1:05:58 ???????

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This week, Tim goes back to the 80’s, Andy reports from Atlanta’s Snow storm, and the boys begin the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” with Batman and Robin vs. Son of the Mask.

00:00 – 02:30 Pre-Show
02:30 – 05:36 Intro
05:36 – 29:59 How the F#$% Was Everyone’s Week
29:59 – 34:47 TANflix (Movie Review)
34:47 – 53:08 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.
53:08 – 54:54 Noah News Nugget
54:54 – 56:05 Wrap Up
56:05 – 59:05 ???????

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That’s right, it’s time yet again for America’s FAVORITE game…

That’s right, “Who’s the Douche?” The game where we show you an actual exchange on the internet and you decide who the bigger douche bag is.

As is the trend with these games, it begins with a post on Facebook:

Nice Lady: I saw someone on the train wearing rain boots. Really? We’re maybe going to get a quarter of an inch of rain…maybe. It’s really not rain boot weather.

Well, nothing douchy there. Maybe today’s game has been cancelled…

Little Miss CrankyPants: Who cares what they wear it doesn’t hurt anyone

Game on, baby!!! CrankyPants came to play. Let’s see if this escalates.

Nice Lady:For adults, it just looks a little silly to be wearing rain boots when there is little to no rain. It’s not unusual for kids, but for adults it looks a little weird – like when people wear Uggs during the summer with shorts. It doesn’t hurt anyone, but if you do it, you might get a few weird looks.

Wait…that’s not douchey at all. Does Nice Lady even know we’re playing?

Little Miss CrankyPants: I wear them and so do many other women and why do you get to be so judgmental about what people wear. Most adults shouldn’t be judging what others people wear. It’s hardly Facebook Worthy

Wow! CrankyPants is dominating the douchiness today. Nice Lady is really gonna have to take the gloves off if she wants to have a shot at this.

Nice Lady:I wasn’t talking about rain boots looking silly in general, just that it looks a little strange to be wearing them when there’s little to no rain. People can wear what they want, but, for example, if someone wears jeans to a very formal event, for better or worse, they are going to stand out because the clothes don’t match the situation. It doesn’t mean anyone who notices is a terrible person – it just means they noticed the incongruity of the person’s clothes and the situation. And whether something is “Facebook worthy” is all a matter of opinion. Deeming something unworthy of Facebook is a judgment in and of itself.

Non-combative, well reasoned, and no attitude whatsoever. Well folks, it looks like this wasn’t even a contest. The winner is…

Wait…what’s this? A new player?!

Tim Babb Come on, Nice Lady, it’s very disrespectful of you to post your thoughts and/or opinions on your own Facebook page.

You should only express an opinion if you’re certain everyone on your friends list feels the same way. That’s why you so rarely see politics or sports being talked about on Facebook.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I see a cloud on the distant horizon so I must go grab my poncho and rain hat

HOLY CRAP! That’s what I’m taking about! Classic douche-tastic moves there. You have sarcasm, snark, passive-aggressiveness, not to mention the fact he inserted himself into an argument that he had no part of. NOW we have a contest!

So folks…Who’s…The…Douche?!

This week, the boys read some listener e-mail, talk about poop, and bash social networks. Plus Noah fails to teach Tim and Andy about “Design Apologetics,” Tim declares diet soda to be evil, and Noah talks about giving blood.

00:00 – 01:06 Pre-Show
00:00 – 02:39 Intro
02:39 – 10:42 Listener E-Mails
10:42 – 16:28 Social Media Discussion
16:28 – 31:08 Design Apologetics
31:08 – 49:04 How the F$% Was Everyone’s Week
49:04 – 51:12 Wrap Up
51:12 – 00:00 TANlaughs (almost forgot)

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I’ve decided to try and do more of these High 5 blogs since we’ve pretty much abandoned this feature on the podcast. (Mostly because it makes the editing of the episodes take 3 times longer and Tim don’t play dat)

So it’s no secret that I’m a fan of the Music of Mr. John Williams. But if I do a High Five list of his film scores we all know what score I’d have at number 1. So for this I’ll pretend I’m Zack Snyder and I’ll ignore the amazing music from Superman and pick my five favorites from the rest of Williams’ amazing catalog of awesomeness.

5) Jurassic Park

I’ve only rediscovered this one in the past few years thanks, in no small part, to the Goldentusk’s video where he put lyrics to the song. This score has two halves that I love…the slow sweeping score and then the bombastic fanfare. Love them both. Hold on to your butts indeed! Read the rest of this entry »

This week, Andy’s secret Identity is discovered, Tim and Noah share some First World Facebook Problems, and the guys brainstorm ideas to make the podcast better.

00:00 – 02:24 Intro
02:24 – 24:57 How The F#$% Was Everyone’s Week
24:57 – 38:00 Facebook Hatin’
38:00 – 41:50 Andy’s Dreams (are made of this)
41:50 – 45:53 Steaming Pile of Streaming
45:53 – 45:53 PLANcast (ideas to improve the show)
46:43 – 56:46 TANlaughs (Listener jokes)
56:46 – 57:36 Wrap Up
57:36 – 1:01:01 ???

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After blogging for four months straight, I decided to give it a rest for a while until I thought of something to say. I finally did, and somehow it involves yest another list of Christmas songs.

“But Tim, it’s January. Christmas is long over.”

Very true, imaginary reader in my head, but this is a special list of songs. As I mentioned on the podcast about a year ago, I think we expand the celebration of Christmas the wrong direction. We’re so busy planning parties, buying presents, preparing food, wrapping presents, lying to our kids about Santa, etc. We don’t have time to enjoy the holiday. But when December 26 hits, all that stress is gone. NOW you can really kick back and enjoy some Christmas cheer…except the world has already moved on.

But I’m still ready to sing carols! Fortunately I’ve made a list of my five favorite Christmas songs…that have nothing to do with Christmas. No Jesus, no presents, no Santa…nothing to do with the actual holidays themselves. Therefore, I say we should be allowed to continue singing the following well into February…

5) Sleigh Ride

No Christmas here. Just a song about a bunch of cold fools mucking about in a sleigh. Last I checked, most of the country is still covered in snow. Seems like we can keep singing this at least until it thaws. Speaking of snow… Read the rest of this entry »

This week the boys drive Shia Lebouf farther away from public life, Noah tries to review Wolf of Wall Street, Tim and Andy make some new year’s resolutions, and Noah’s audio falls into the pit of despair.

00:00 – 01:30 Pre show/warning
01:30 – 05:20 Intro
05:20 – 16:39 How The F#$% Was Everyone’s Week
16:39 – 30:34 What’s Out Noah’s Window
30:34 – 46:43 Steaming Pile of Streaming
46:43 – 50:13 Wrap Up
50:13 – 52:42 ???

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This week the boys talk about how they spent Christmas and New Years and review some movies. Then Andy’s kid gets attacked by a dog. (Not cool, man)

00:00 – 00:46 Pre show
00:46 – 02:52 Intro
02:52 – 14:10 How The F#$% Was Everyone’s Week (Christmas)
14:10 – 15:34 What’s Out Noah’s Window
15:34 – 23:30 How The F#$% Was Everyone’s Week (New Year’s Eve)
23:30 – 28:49 TANflix (TANcast Movie Reviews)
28:49 – 38:55 Steaming Pile of Streaming
38:55 – 48:46 Andy Rant
48:46 – 50:36 Wrap Up
50:36 – 50:36 ???

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