April 4th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
Tim Babb’s April Foolishness
Day 4
I’m sitting on the couch watching my movie for this week’s “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament,” (which really sucks, by the way) but something has been gnawing at me for the past few weeks. A comedian friend of mine posted on her Facebook…
Please stop whistling in stores. Thank you.
I don’t know why it peeves me so, but I find it completely irritating and it gives me a small anxiety attack, which, (if legal and I was a complete jackass) would cause me to throw full pickle bottles at the person. Unless at work/social fun and havin’ a ball, I prefer quiet, quiet, quiet.
This irked me because I love to whistle. Especially when I’m out shopping. Is there a happier way to make noise than whistling? Who hates that? Hates it to the point where they want to throw pickles at people? (And why pickles?) But this comic is not alone. I’ve had co-workers tell me to stop whistling before. And it’s not like I’ve ever worked in a “serious” office setting. Oh…and it should be noted, I’m a kick-ass whistler. Don’t even come at me, friend. I will whistle your face off…more than likely to the tune of the Superman theme.
But it just boggles my mind that people could hate whistling that much.
So I put it to you, dear readers…whistling love it or hate it?
April 3rd, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
Tim Babb’s April Foolishness
Day #3
So in addition to the ants from yesterday, my son seems to be coming down with a cold…and he’s apparently contagious, because now I’m getting one too. So that means it’s an image blog day.
So I’m going to get some rest while you enjoy this text conversation I had with Andy and Noah a few days ago. Night night!
April 2nd, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
Tim Babb’s April Foolishness
Day 2
California has been getting some much needed rain recently. Which is great…except that it keeps driving the ants into my house. Every time I turn around I see one or two crawling around or a big group of them fighting over some crumb. Look, ants, I know I’m supposed to not have food out, but I have a 2 year-old. He’s messy. Leave his mess alone.
Where are they even coming from? Normally when you have ants there’s a trail of them that you can follow back to the point where they’re getting in. These are some ninja ants that just keep showing up out of no where in the middle of rooms, on counter tops, in my nightmares. Go the hell away!!!
Why do they even come in the house? Every time I find an ant I kill it. None of theme have escaped this house. They have all died by my hand. I’m the Jason Voorhees of the ant world. In fact, if this was a horror movie, these would be the dumbest characters ever! There’s a big house. Every time someone goes in, they never come out. But yet they keep saying, “Let’s go check it out.” Sure enough, they get squished, poisoned, and (in rare cases) burned to death. Its like an ant Saw movie up in here and they just keep coming. I will kill as many ants as I have to.
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next on my s*** list, spiders. The only reason I let you freaky looking bastards live is that you’re supposed to eat other bugs. What ‘s the deal with all these ants? Did you suddenly go vegan?! When I’m done with the ants, you’re next!
UPDATE: Since posting this, the ant war has reached a new level. I found one crawling in my ear. IN MY F***ING EAR!!! If I hadn’t had my ear buds in, he might have made it all the way inside. NOT COOL, ANTS! They are really stepping up their game. I’ll slaughter a batch in one location, then find more in another. Then when I go back to the first location, more have come to take the place of their fallen, evil ant brothers! It’s almost 2am! I should be sleeping not fighting this ant war.
April 1st, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
Tim Babb’s April Foolishness
Day 1
I’m at it again. I’ll be blogging everyday this month in order to bring a little more content to this site.
However the downside, to starting a series of blogs on April 1st is that people might not believe me. Especially with all the wacky tricks Andy has pulled on this site over the last 5 years. But I swear, I’m really gonna blog. I’ve had many ideas rattling around in my head since I stopped blogging regularly last year and it’s time to let them run amok.
But right now the main news I have to report is that I’ve become obsessed with the Pharrell Williams song “Happy.” I don’t listen to the radio, so it’s not really surprising that this was no where on my radar until the Oscars. Even then it didn’t really grab me. But then I was in my wife’s car (who foolishly listens to the radio everyday) and it came on and I just started dancing involuntarily.
So then I then I sought the video for the song out and found out that there is a 24-Hour version of the video. HOLY $#@%!!! The same song plays over and over for 24 hours straight. That’s crazy. But what’s crazier is that the song is so enjoyable that if I didn’t have sleep and work, and family getting in my face, I could totally listen to this song for 24 straight hours. I’ve been listening to it the entire time I’ve been writing this blog.
So I’ll throw a link to the 5pm hour of the 24 hour video (the one with all the celebrities in it). Because on this day of mean spirited pranks, you’ve gotta have something to keep you [puts on sunglasses] “happy!”
March 31st, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week the boys defend Stephen Colbert, the new Mozilla CEO, and Gwyneth Paltrow. Then it’s Gigli vs. Da Hip Hop Witch in another round of the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.”
00:00 – 01:53 Pre show
01:53 – 05:22 Intro
05:22 – 25:29 How the #$%* was your week?
[23:57 – 24:25 Iron Man 3 Spoilers]
25:29 – 36:32 The Origin of Qumph
36:32 – 60:42 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
60:42 – 62:27 Wrap Up
62:27 – 63:27 ?????
[CONTENT WARNING]TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
March 24th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week is Tim’s birthday, Noah has a strange encounter, and Andy takes his in-laws to see the Bodies exhibit and some pandas. Plus Grown Ups 2 and A Haunted House face off another round of the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.”
00:00 – 00:27 Pre-Show
00:27 – 03:27 Intro
03:27 – 31:34 How the F#$% Was Everyone’s Week?
31:34 – 53:28 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
53:28 – 54:49 Wrap Up
54:49 – 56:47 ?????
[CONTENT WARNING]TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
March 17th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week Noah gets butt hurt, Andy reminds us not to text and drive, and it’s the Hottie and the Nottie vs InAPPropriate Comedy in the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.”
00:00 – 00:42 Pre-Show Dedication
00:42 – 03:27 Intro
03:27 – 17:14 How was your week
05:17-07:49 Non-Stop Spoilers
17:14 – 26:36 Don’t Masturbate in the Kitchen
26:36 – 48:28 Worst MET
48:28 – 50:18 Wrap up
50:18 – 75:18Tim & Noah’s Adventures in Downtown Redwood City
[CONTENT WARNING]TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
March 10th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week the boys talk about Daylight Savings Time, the Oscars, and the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” continues with Troll 2 vs Sharknado.
00:00 – 07:26 Intro/Daylight Savings Time Discussion
07:26 – 26:56 How the F#$% Was Everyone’s Week? (Featuring the 2014 Oscars)
26:56 – 48:04 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
48:04 – 49:29 Wrap Up
49:29 – 51:42 ???????
[CONTENT WARNING]TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
March 2nd, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week Noah gets into Breaking Bad, Andy deals with the aftermath of the Lego Movie, and the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” continues with The Wicker Man (2006) vs. The Room.
00:00 – 01:15 Pre-Show
01:40 – 05:21 Intro
05:21 – 18:08 How the F#$% Was Everyone’s Week? (With TANlaughs)
18:08 – 45:20 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
45:20 – 46:55 Wrap Up
46:55 – 47:43 ???????
[CONTENT WARNING]TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
February 23rd, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week starts off with a special shout out, then the boys review the Lego movie, Noah reviews the Escape Plan, and the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” continues with White Chicks vs. BloodRayne.
00:00 – 01:40 Pre-Show
01:40 – 03:26 Intro
03:26 – 07:02 TANcast Shout Out
07:02 – 11:20 Left Field Facts From Noah
11:20 – 24:08 How the F#$% Was Everyone’s Week?
(14:16 – 15:19) Minor Spoilers for The Lego Movie
24:08 – 52:45 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
52:45 – 56:11 Wrap Up
56:11 – 57:36 ???????
[CONTENT WARNING]TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
