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May 8th, 2009 . by Noah

Hi all of you out there in Tancast land.

Just letting you know we are all still alive.

I have been working and house hunting, no news yet on any of the places we put offers on but we are going out again tomorrow to check out some more places. If you are looking to buy, I love the website Redfin. I can’t speak for their agents but I love the site for finding properties to look at. I actually just did a focus group for them, they want to make an iPhone app.

This is going to be a good summer I feel. Hopefully a new house, iPhone 3.0 comes out, and I am sure an iPhone and maybe something else cool from Apple.

Anyone going to see Star Trek this weekend? I know I am and I hope it is as good as all the hype.

Not much else to say for now. Hope you all are well and we will be recording a Tancast this week. Tell your mom I love her, remember it is mothers day this weekend if you live in the states.

Noah

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TANcast 048 – We Wanna Kick the Little Person in the Teeth

May 4th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

The boys go back in time to relive some memories in the recent past. While there you’ll hear of Susan Boyle (a little late to the party), TANcast Merchandise, the REAL problem with the US Military, new Panda Express experiences, the Pickle Surprise, Andy’s vampire baby, some iconic internet videos, Tim continues to rail about people with private MySpace profiles, the high price of dentistry, stupid/disgusting Domino’s Pizza employees,

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Murray, Nick, and Kris!!!
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Whatchu Singin’ About? Part One: Get It On Tonight

April 27th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

I’m a fan of crappy music. There…I said it. I know most of the music I listen to isn’t “great music.” But it entertains me and I enjoy it. But at least I admit it! You may be one of the many living in denial. Your music sucks too.

“No it doesn’t I listen to ______ music. And it is awesome.”

I invite you to take a page from F. Scott Fitzgerald: “The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.”

So I say unto you, “Your music sucks and it is also awesome.”

While listening to my iPod on random the other day I came upon the 1999 song from Montell Jordan, “Get It On Tonight.” This is a prime example of an awesome song that sucks. I like this groove (that’s why it’s on my iPod) but have you ever really LISTENED to the lyrics? Lucky for you I typed them out… Read the rest of this entry »

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TANcast 047 – You’re Like the Hitler of Ants

April 26th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

This week: Noah is surprised by bizarre porn, Andy re-joins the work force, TV networks screw up their own line ups, Noah goes house hunting, Noah uncovers Jamba Juice’s secret menu, Andy finds odd weight loss strategies, The boys show off their professionalism, the excitement of gardening is lost on Tim, and Andy keeps his number low “on purpose.”

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Victoria and Murray!!!
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I’ve Angered People Again

April 24th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

So I posted a new video on YouTube (thanks to a forward we all got from Nate). I thought it might get the goat of a few people…and I was correct. Such is life…they’ll thank me in the long run 😉

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Wow…we haven’t blagged in a while

April 19th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

I just noticed there are no blogs between the last 3 TANcast episodes.

I’ll come up with something tonight, I promise.

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TANcast 046 – What Happens in TANcast 46 STAYS in TANcast 46

April 19th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

The TANcasters take embarrassing themselves to a new level in this episode. Besides Noah and Tim’s childish bickering you’ll hear about: harming children, worst cases of food poisoning, new rules for the TANcast Drinking Game, pie vs cake, Barbara Streisand’s legs, retro active abortions, advice to murderers for escaping CSI, late night TV, shot/strange relationships, taxes, Panda Express attacks, baby self love, strip clubs, and the curse of the TANhouse.

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Heidi, Tony, and DJ Technoid!!!
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TANcast 045 – The Universal Language of Racisim

April 13th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

This episode delves into deep and meaningful things like baby care tips, Monsters vs. Aliens, car trouble, Jason Stathem, corpses thrown from cars, Woody Harrelson fighting zombies, Andy ruining a dog story with cat BS, Taco Bell (sorry Gino), Bolt, the intimidating “quality” of TANcast, disturbing Battlestar Galactica, the news spoiling House, Scene Unseen snubbing Tim, Noah visiting California Academy of Sciences, Grammar Girl Twittering, Andy getting older and getting a Macbook, and finally the TANboys wishing you a happy Easter…2010.

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Mike, Dean, and Jo!!!
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OUR NEW GROUP E-MAIL ADDRESS (Revealed at 09:25)

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TANcast 044 – The TANcast Drinking Game

April 5th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.
This week the boys fight sleepiness to bring you another magical/musical show touching on such wild and wacky topics as: Wild At Heart, Mtv’s website, Fast and Furious, Rockwell, Iggy Pop, Prince, gay marriage in Iowa, KFC, Quiznos, Panda Express, Twitter, Noah’s “Million Dollar Advertising idea,” and the Folsom Street Fair.

Then the show gets all serious with talk of the “logic” of layoffs, the BS of executive pay, the problems with health care, the purpose of the government, and the appeal of foreign countries.

This week’s TANlaugh was submitted by no one…
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Tom Hanks Pick Up Lines

April 1st, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Few people know that Tom Hanks is a true pimp. What’s his secret? He knows how to say just the right thing. Here are the Top 10 Tom Hanks Pick up lines*…

10. You wanna ride my Apollo 13…inches?

9. Let’s go back to my place and do a little Forrest Humping.

8. You know you wanna get up on Angels and Deez-nuts!

7. I’ve seen a lot of nice breasts but yours are in a League of Their Own

6. Get in the car, we’re going on the Road to Insertion

5. Why don’t you let me take your top off so me and your Bosom can become Buddies?

4. It may not be Green, but it’ll feel like a Mile

3. Are you ready for Charlie Wilson’s Wang?

2. Come away with me to a desert Island where I will Blast Away on you all night long!

1. Check your box, ’cause You’ve Got Male

*This is what happens when two comedians (myself and Ed Greer) are ride back from a show and are getting a little loopy late at night.

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