April 26th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
[CONTENT WARNING]TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.
This week: Noah is surprised by bizarre porn, Andy re-joins the work force, TV networks screw up their own line ups, Noah goes house hunting, Noah uncovers Jamba Juice’s secret menu, Andy finds odd weight loss strategies, The boys show off their professionalism, the excitement of gardening is lost on Tim, and Andy keeps his number low “on purpose.”
This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Victoria and Murray!!!
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April 24th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
So I posted a new video on YouTube (thanks to a forward we all got from Nate). I thought it might get the goat of a few people…and I was correct. Such is life…they’ll thank me in the long run 😉
April 19th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
[CONTENT WARNING]TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.
The TANcasters take embarrassing themselves to a new level in this episode. Besides Noah and Tim’s childish bickering you’ll hear about: harming children, worst cases of food poisoning, new rules for the TANcast Drinking Game, pie vs cake, Barbara Streisand’s legs, retro active abortions, advice to murderers for escaping CSI, late night TV, shot/strange relationships, taxes, Panda Express attacks, baby self love, strip clubs, and the curse of the TANhouse.
This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Heidi, Tony, and DJ Technoid!!!
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April 13th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
[CONTENT WARNING]TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.
This episode delves into deep and meaningful things like baby care tips, Monsters vs. Aliens, car trouble, Jason Stathem, corpses thrown from cars, Woody Harrelson fighting zombies, Andy ruining a dog story with cat BS, Taco Bell (sorry Gino), Bolt, the intimidating “quality” of TANcast, disturbing Battlestar Galactica, the news spoiling House, Scene Unseen snubbing Tim, Noah visiting California Academy of Sciences, Grammar Girl Twittering, Andy getting older and getting a Macbook, and finally the TANboys wishing you a happy Easter…2010.
This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Mike, Dean, and Jo!!!
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April 5th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
[CONTENT WARNING]TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.
This week the boys fight sleepiness to bring you another magical/musical show touching on such wild and wacky topics as: Wild At Heart, Mtv’s website, Fast and Furious, Rockwell, Iggy Pop, Prince, gay marriage in Iowa, KFC, Quiznos, Panda Express, Twitter, Noah’s “Million Dollar Advertising idea,” and the Folsom Street Fair.
Then the show gets all serious with talk of the “logic” of layoffs, the BS of executive pay, the problems with health care, the purpose of the government, and the appeal of foreign countries.
This week’s TANlaugh was submitted by no one…
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April 1st, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
Few people know that Tom Hanks is a true pimp. What’s his secret? He knows how to say just the right thing. Here are the Top 10 Tom Hanks Pick up lines*…
10. You wanna ride my Apollo 13…inches?
9. Let’s go back to my place and do a little Forrest Humping.
8. You know you wanna get up on Angels and Deez-nuts!
7. I’ve seen a lot of nice breasts but yours are in a League of Their Own
6. Get in the car, we’re going on the Road to Insertion
5. Why don’t you let me take your top off so me and your Bosom can become Buddies?
4. It may not be Green, but it’ll feel like a Mile
3. Are you ready for Charlie Wilson’s Wang?
2. Come away with me to a desert Island where I will Blast Away on you all night long!
1. Check your box, ’cause You’ve Got Male
*This is what happens when two comedians (myself and Ed Greer) are ride back from a show and are getting a little loopy late at night.
March 31st, 2009 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)
Fuck it. I’ve been dancing around, trying to keep everything consistent, and it’s getting confusing. I’ve done a lot of soul-searching and I’ve come to the conclusion it just isn’t worth the effort anymore.
March 30th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
[CONTENT WARNING]TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.
After narrowly avoiding a super awkward start, this week’s episode touches on the topics like the perils of public Tweets, inappropriate behavior at work, Tim’s latest 18th birthday, Duplicity, Batman (1989), Blu-ray, Michael Clayton, Andy’s hate for poor house painting, Hulu commercials, fast food, financial planning for the shitty economy, suicide, Facebook vs MySpace, and road rage!
This week’s TANlaugh was submitted by no one…
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