I found a video via Boing Boing that proves what I have long suspected:
Bobby McFerrin has cavorted with powers most foul, selling his very soul for the ability to control the minds of men.
The TANboys are BACK…and as crappy as ever. This week they discuss the perils of home ownership, Andy’s dream, eating in a big group, racism, a moment of seriousness about death, another crappy lay off, IM etiquette, movies (Indiana Jones, The Orphan, 500 Days of Summer, District 9, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, A Perfect Getaway, My Sister’s Keeper, the Lake House), and Andy gets mocked for his Crocs…yet again.
Also…anyone know where the “Link” sound effect is from this week?
This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Dave in the UK, Alissa, and Mike.
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I think I’m done with July.
I mean, I bought a my first house in July, my mom’s birthday is in July, my wedding anniversary is in July, the 4th of July is in July, but I think I’m just done with it, on the whole.
My friend and fellow comic Elizabeth Saas has recently embroiled me in a debate over which Indiana Jones movie sucked the most: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom or Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
You can see her MySpace blog about it here (Along with my comment) http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=204983251&blogId=503132614
But I want to know YOUR opinion so vote in our poll and leave us a comment on this blog. Which do you think was the worst?
(I included Raiders and Last Crusade in the poll just so I could weed out the peopel who have NO IDEA what they’re talking about)
A few TANcasts ago Noah and Andy commented that if this Palm Pre doesn’t do well, the company would be in some serious financial trouble. So the engineering team I’m sure packed this baby with features, apps, and I’m sure the ability to fellate it’s owner…everything you’d want in a phone. Then they send it to the marketing department…and that’s where shit goes wrong… Read the rest of this entry »
Hi Tancasties,
Just a quick note to let you know I am still around. I am moved into our new house and we(mostly my wife) have been making it into a home. Hence no proper Tancast for the last two weeks. I also am on a Jury until the end of August and still doing work for my job. So, it has been a busy last couple of weeks for me.
I hope you all are well.
Noah
I’m gonna be on the DAMage Report with Johnny Dam today. We air live from 2-4 PM PST and take live calls as well. You can hear us on http://www.LATalkRadio.com The station call-in number is (323)203-0815.
I have a feeling we’re going to have an agenda of politics…so you can listen in to me embarrassing myself live by not knowing what we’re talking about! Woo hoo!!!
This “special” episode features a special message from “Grammar Girl” Mignon Fogarty*, a few musical surprises, and several voice mail messages. Hope this tides y’all over ’til our next real show.
*(Mignon Fogarty’s audio appears out of context and does not accurately reflect the views or opinions of Mignon Fogarty. You can hear the full context quote(s) here: http://behindthegrammar.com/2009/07/btg005-are-movie-studios-killing-podcasting/ God, I hope she thinks this is funny. Otherwise I am in some deep, grammatically correct trouble!)
No TANlaughs this week, but send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at:
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Below is a poem I wrote back in high school. It is amazingly lame. It is so bad that it is now funny. I share it with you all so you can know that I was not always the swave, smooth word-smith that you all know and love…..yeah I actually used to be WORSE! I used to be this guy…
And now…”The Beautiful Angel Hol-ly (Holly)”
I remember the time I saw her first
It was the fall of ’91.
That was when she stole my heart
And my Feelings for her begun
It was early morning in the library
When I looked across the room and did see
The most wonderful girl in the world
The beautiful angel Holly.
Her beauty was unmatched by any.
Imperfections and flaws she had none.
Her flowing blonde hair, her sparkling eyes
Admired by everyone. Read the rest of this entry »
This week: Noah’s mic continues to suck, Tim and Andy have a Star Trek moment, Noah gets one step closer to being a home owner, Tim has anger issues, the boys continue to be disturbed by internet phenomena like 2 girls 1 cup, the boys find the upside to jury duty, the joys of chocolate milk and ice cream, what to do with plastic grocery bags, the myth of break up sex, and…other crap…who really reads this shit?
This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Ron Swallow, Jason, and Todd.
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