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Marketing Fail

November 28th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Dozen Roses
Um…make up your mind.

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TANcast 075 – Saggy Baloney Nipples

November 23rd, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Baloney-Nipples

This week, Noah joins Twitter, Andy slams the Darwin Awards movie, Tim visits the Walt Disney Family Museum, the boys play “Guess her Muff” (those two really shouldn’t have followed each other), Noah presents another installment of his “Cooking By The Book” feature, Tim and Noah get into a stupid argument, and Andy reviews the season finale of South Park.

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Who’s The Douche? Round 2

November 19th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

That’s right we’re back for the next round of America’s favorite new game show…

Back in round 1, Possible Douche 1 knew the secret hiding spots of two stopped clocks in Disneyland and wouldn’t tell Possible Douche #2 (or the rest of the members of the Disney chat board they were on). One was revealed to be in Sleeping Beauty Castle…but Possible Douche 1 refused to reveal the location of the other clock. Then Possible Douche 2 deliberately wasted Possible Douche 1’s time claiming to have other information Possible Douche 1 was seeking.

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TANcast 074 – Get Out Of My Butt

November 16th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

BMI-Crossover-CSI-Trilogy

This week, Tim revisits the eternal million dollar question, the boys discuss Body Mass Index (BMI), Tim and Noah have the great Pizza debate, Tim and Andy make fun of contestants on game shows, Tim bemoans the mediocrity of the “CSI Trilogy” (Plus The Mentalist, House, and Fringe), Tim and Andy hate on Star Trek: Voyager, Andy tells a “had to be there story,” and the show ends as it should…as it must…with talk of poop.

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The Great Pizza Debate

November 16th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

In TANcast 74, we once again reach out to you to solve an argument for us. This time it’s more important that religion, politics, or even Indian Jones…this time we’re talking pizza.

Vote with your heart (or your stomach) and stay tuned for episode 74 to see who’s side you’re on!

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5 Actual Inappropriate Questions Larry King Should have Asked Carrie Prejean

November 12th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

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For those of you who “missed” Carrie Prejean’s interview on Larry King live. (“I wouldn’t say I ‘missed it,’ Bob”) You should check out this video. If you get passed her sucking Sarah Palin’s floppy dick, you can watch her be an idiot and almost walk off the show (Starting at about 0:55)

So unless you actually have the brain of a beauty pageant queen, you know that the question was not at all inappropriate. She really just didn’t want to admit that the lawsuits were about money and fame more than some ethical position. She didn’t have a good answer, so she jumped straight into offended mode.

Well, Miss Prejean, if you’d like to be offended here are 5 questions Larry SHOULD have asked you:
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TANcast 073 – Words, Words, Words, Words…

November 10th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Words Tee

This week the wheels fall off several times over as the boys talk about the latest follies of Miss “Opposite Marriage” California, Twilight, Tim’s showering phobia, acronyms, rape jokes (sorry), gaming systems, a sweet Amazon offer that it is too late for you to take advantage of, Noah’s “diet,” the evils of Wal Mart, and this ends with daddy’s shame.

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As Long As You’re In Portland…

November 6th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

So I’m here in Portland for the NACA conference (I showcase Saturday night, baby!) There was an after party tonight at the Doubletree Hotel and I passed that rack of pamphlets for things to do in the area.

You might not be able to see why I’m posting this blog…lets zoom in a little.

Um…for those of you who don’t live around here, Portland is about 1,000 miles away from Knott’s Berry Farm.

“Hey honey, as long as we’re here in Portland, we might as well drive 15 hours to see Knott’s Berry Farm.”

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TANcast 072 – Not So Much a Costume As It Is Underwear

November 3rd, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The TANboys peeking out of Cleavage

This week the boys talk about ever man’s favorite part of Halloween (the slutty costumes), Tim and Noah review some fast food, the boys have fun with pets, Andy reviews “Eye for an Eye,” the boys revisit the magic of a million dollars, Tim talks about putting his love life in his act, Noah introduces his new feature: “Cooking By The Book” and he tells you how to make Beer Margaritas, and Tim goes back to college.

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A Tough Decision

October 29th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

I have recently gone to the theater to see “Michael Jackson’s This Is It.” It was a great movie. Not in the way that Casablanca was a great movie, but in the way that it was a chance to spend a final 2 hours with MJ watching him do what he did best: sing and dance.

I don’t think there’s another artist alive or dead that I would sit down and watch almost 2 hours of them. Not to take anything away from the Beatles or Elvis or Sinatra, but after a couple songs, I’m full. But this movie could have gone on longer and I would have still been on board.

What’s great is it doesn’t try to be super over emotional/sentimental like “he’s dead and you should be sad.” It just shows the footage of him going through the songs that you loved. Seeing him tweaking things and planning. I thought it was very interesting and also a chance to watch him perform one last time.

It is a shame that the This Is It tour will never happen. He/they put a lot into that show. It’s not like he was just gonna put on his glove and fedora and moonwalk for a few songs and collect a check…he was putting on A SHOW!!! Cirque du MJ, if you will.

And that leads me to my “Tough Decision.” Last year it was rumored that the reason the Las Vegas Hilton removed the Star Trek Experience was to make room for a Michal Jackson stage. At the time, I was quite irritated about this (as long time listeners of the show are probably already aware).

But as I sat there and watched the fantastic things that they were creating to augment the talent of Michael, I am forced to reconcile whether it was a worthy replacement to the Star Trek Experience. I would have loved to have seen that show. It MIGHT have been worth giving up The Experience to see.

…sadly. Now I get neither.

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