Blog2ober Day 18 I’m not usually one to participate in “follow Friday” on Twitter. But I’m using my blog today as an endorsement to follow @BarackObama on Twitter. I know, many of you reading this are not fans of the president. That’s not the point.I don’t recommend following him on Twitter for the content of […]
Okay so yesterday was April Fool’s (as one of the “fools” on this site demonstrated with his usual flair and skill) I was keeping things low key yesterday and joining fan pages and groups that I disagree with on Facebook. For instance, I joined Sarah Palin’s fan page as well as Glen Beck’s. Ha ha! […]
Today is Abraham Lincoln’s birthday. But is THIS truly the way to honor what this great man stood for:
So I had a fight with my wife recently. Believe it or not, the fight was about Jenny McCarthy. Someone on television (perhaps Daniel Tosh) had poked gentle fun at her, implying, as I recall, that she only looks sane by virtue of standing next to Jim Carrey all the time. Perhaps I have that […]
That’s right we’re back for the next round of America’s favorite new game show… Back in round 1, Possible Douche 1 knew the secret hiding spots of two stopped clocks in Disneyland and wouldn’t tell Possible Douche #2 (or the rest of the members of the Disney chat board they were on). One was revealed […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 17 I think I’ve been clear on my feelings towards attention-starved media whores. On October 15th, the world waited for a little boy to pop out of a balloon his pseudo-scientist (oops, the polite term is “amateur scientist”) father built, or else for him to die horribly so we could […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 14 The following is an open letter to the National Rifle Association, inspired the events of this morning. Dear Pieces of Shit at the NRA: I received a call today on behalf of your organization from (703) 656-9940. I’m uncertain whether I spoke to one of your paid staffers, a […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 6 A bit over 4 years ago, Microsoft announced that they would be including a new document layout file format, later named the “XML Paper Specification“, with the release of Windows that would eventually be called Windows Vista. The XPS format was intended to both compete with Adobe’s Portable Document […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 3 Note: I forgot to hit “Publish” before I went to bed last night. I have, as promised, socked myself in the left nut. Maybe I didn’t notice this phenomenon as much in California, but it seems as if every other car in Georgia has some sort of signage (magnetic […]
30 Days and 30 Blogs: Day 30 It’s time to play America’s favorite new game show… That’s right, “Who’s the Douche?” The game where we show you an actual exchange on the internet and you decide who the bigger douche bag is. Today’s game starts on a message board and continues into private messages. The […]