I came home from work today at a little before 7pm. By 8:10, my newborn son had crapped FIVE diapers. Five!!! Pictured: A whole lot of crap What the hell, man?! How much poop can this little 7 pound human produce? He must have Time Lord bowels that are bigger on the inside. I had […]
Today was my first day back at my “day job” since James was born. Even though I actually quite enjoy what I do…it kinda sucked today. For the last week, I’ve been able to focus on just being a dad and a husband. Being able to spend all day with my boys was great. Watching […]
This week: first it’s an update on Tim’s newest baby, then an encore presentation of when Andy’s mom stopped by to be a guest on the episode (yet the boys STILL behaved horribly). 00:00 – 00:28 Preshow 00:28 – 01:10 Baby Babb Update 01:10 – 03:75 Intro 03:75 – 12:39 Explaining This Horrible Show To […]
Now that we have the second child, we’re pretty grateful that we saved so much stuff from when our first child was a baby. But one thing we seemed to have lost was the mirror for the car. For you non-parents, babies have to be in a special car seat that faces backwards…because that’s safer […]
Being a parent isn’t easy. There’s the crying, diapers, temper tantrums, sickness, the cost of daycare…but NOTHING is harder than these… I dunno who designed these baby clothes snaps, but they suck. They’re very deceptive. When times are good, the baby is happy, and you’re not in a rush…they work fine. But as soon as […]
This is the first blog I’ve written after our newest son was born. Now I remember why I didn’t blog much when Michael was born. I was TIRED (and kinda busy). They say “sleep when the baby sleeps”…ok, but when does this little poop factory ever sleep?! Let’s look at last night… It’s 11:06pm and […]
Well, it finally happened. I’m one of those dads who drives around in a minivan. On Saturday, we bought ourselves a Honda Odyssey. Aw…c’mon. With a name like “Odyssey,” we couldn’t make it look any cooler? That’s more like it. So when my wife goes back to work, this will be the vehicle I’ll be […]
Today, I’m continuing my series of blogs taking a more critical eye to books that are aimed at the younger set. This one has been a favorite of mine since I can remember. It’s The Monster at the End of This Book, featuring Grover from Sesame Street. If you had parents that hated you, I’ll […]
Today is voting day here in America. It’s the midterm elections which we traditionally don’t care about. But I’m getting up there in years and I have kids now (had to mention kids in this blog somehow). So I had to muster up enough energy to at least give the tiniest of craps about this […]
As you read this, my wife and I are in the hospital meeting our new son for the first time. Unfortunately, I can’t tell you his name, or weight or any of that stuff because as I type this we are sitting at home and my wife is still very pregnant. I’m writing this in […]