So I bought way too many strawberries for me to eat all by myself. Even with my might gut. So I asked my fiancee what I should do and she said make a crisp. That is what I did. You can see the product of my loins below.
I don’t want restart right now, so stop asking. I will restart when I am good and ready. I know you will win this battle, you will just wait for me to go take a shit or something and then you will restart destroying all my hard work. Why are you so cruel to me […]
The A in TAN is turning older and here is a little diddy that I dedicate to him. Can you taste dirt yet?
If you are a fan of steam punk and masturbation, then this may be the video for you. Video is NSFW but because of what is said, there is no sex or nudity. Now that I think of it, this blog is NSFW or anyone really. Steampunk DIY from Merlin Mann on Vimeo.
My mission to make a healthier McDonald’s Sausage Egg Mcmuffin turned out quite well I think. I used veggie patties (Safeway brand), whole wheat English Muffins, light cheese, Heart Smart butter substitute and regular eggs. I even made the egg cylinder like.
Pardon me while I rant a bit, Software is broken and let me tell you why. I was at a bar with a friend once and he casually mentions that playlists on iPods will update on the fly. I thought he was crazy cause I had owned an iPod Touch for few months and I […]
Here is a little ditty I wrote about how gay Tim is. tim-is-gay
Below is a pic of one of my first tape players which could hold 90 minutes of music if you got one of those extra length tapes. Also in the pic is in my iPod touch which can hold days of music, photos, video and it can connect to the internet to feed my canjun […]
So I was in San Francisco with some friends drinking it up and I came across the parking sight below. That is one fucked up sign. I bet they want you to look at it and go “fuck it” and park there, then soon as you leave they swoop in and write you a ticket.