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TANcast 279 – Paris Hilton Vs Lindsay Lohan

March 17th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week Noah gets butt hurt, Andy reminds us not to text and drive, and it’s the Hottie and the Nottie vs InAPPropriate Comedy in the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.”

00:00 – 00:42 Pre-Show Dedication
00:42 – 03:27 Intro
03:27 – 17:14 How was your week
05:17-07:49 Non-Stop Spoilers
17:14 – 26:36 Don’t Masturbate in the Kitchen
26:36 – 48:28 Worst MET
48:28 – 50:18 Wrap up
50:18 – 75:18Tim & Noah’s Adventures in Downtown Redwood City

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.

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Noah’s Recipe

Forbes Articel About Man of Steel 2 (With Batman) Vesus Captain America 2

First Guardians of the Galaxy Trailer

6 Year=Old Punched For iPad

Cell Phone Prank Video


9 Responses to “TANcast 279 – Paris Hilton Vs Lindsay Lohan”

  1. Jesus Says:

    Yeah, the Amazing Racist is one of the guys who said Carlos Mencia stole jokes from him. The joke in question is about sending Mexicans back to Mexico and then building a fence to keep them out, then the comedian asks; “who’s gonna build it?” Said joke has been told by other comics. Here’s proof.


  2. Chelsea Says:

    @Jesus, I feel like Mar Maron had attempted to ask Carlos about this exact joke… I don’t think he got an answer, just a lot of insults, and “how DARE HE”

  3. Chelsea Says:

    Ok, now I’ve heard that the new James Gordon will be WITHOUT a mustache! HOW DARE THEY!
    I was fine with Affleck begin the new Batman, I was okay with Mr Facebook being Lex, but you dare to have clean shaven Gordon?!

  4. Lindsey #1 Britishy Things Fan Says:

    On an unrelated, and semi serious note: You are all three magical for doing this worst movie tournament. It’s absolutely hilarious and wonderful to listen to it. Thanks for watching the bad movies so I don’t have to.

    Also PS Tim, about releasing old episodes in lieu of new ones when you take weeks off. It would be nice, only because iTunes doesn’t have the older episodes listed anymore.

  5. Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist) Says:

    @Lindsey (LOWen?) We had to limit the podcast feed size so iTunes would stop gagging on our enormous… playlist.

    I’m still looking for a way to post a “Noah’s Dong” version of the podcast feed that people could subscribe to manually (like one should with Noah’s dong), but there doesn’t seem to be a good way to do it via PowerPress.

  6. Andrew, TANcast's #[square root of -1] Australian fan Says:

    I can confirm that when I comment here and refresh the page, I can see my comment right away. It isn’t hidden until it’s approved by one of you guys.

  7. Andrew, TANcast's #[square root of -1] Australian fan Says:

    I can confirm that when I comment here and refresh the page, I can see my comment right away. It isn’t hidden until it’s approved by one of you guys. Hmm.

  8. Andrew, TANcast's #[square root of -1] Australian fan Says:

    Then when I tried to comment, the website said:

    Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!

    So I tried again and naturally now I have two posts! Silly WordPress, you told me off for a duplicate that wasn’t, and then allowed a real duplicate. Andy should slap you around.

  9. Andrew, TANcast's #[square root of -1] Australian fan Says:

    Loved the Maseltov Cocktail callback in Tim and Noah’s extra segment at the end.

    Can you get Marina of Redwood City on as a guest?

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