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After He Kicks His Feet, We Talk Colors

March 11th, 2013 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

If you listen to the show (and why would you?), you may remember way back in episode 100 Andy told a story of his then infant son kicking his feet. He told it like it was some amazing thing and I mocked him because…how hard is it to kick feet? Andy and our guest that week, Geoff, assured Noah and I that we would understand when we were parents. Sometimes your kids do things and they are amazing and you want to tell people about your amazing kids. Noah and I didn’t buy it. In fact, it’s a trope on the show to this day. When we say “he kicks his feet back and forth” that means you’re telling a story about your kids that no one should care about.

Cue music “he kicks his feet back and forth…”

So I’m putting my son to bed last night and we’re talking about his day. When I say “we’re talking” I really mean I am talking and he is occasionally interjecting with “yeah” and “more.” (He’s not even 2 yet, what were you expecting Sorkin dialogue?) Finally I get to colors. I say “You used a lot of colors today like red, blue, green, yellow, black, gray, white, pink, and brown. Did I forget any?”

“Orange!” says my 23 month old son…and this time daddy crapped his pants. It was one of those parent moments where you realize your child is actually understanding and interacting. It sneaks up on you. I was floored! I was so amazed that you know how many people I’ve told about this?


That’s right. Andy and Geoff are still wrong! even though I was amazed, I know no one else will care or appreciate it. The only reason I made you read that story is so you know that I know that it is a boring story. And now Geoff and Andy know that is possible to be amazed by your child and still know what is and isn’t a good story. I win!


7 Responses to “After He Kicks His Feet, We Talk Colors”

  1. Dean Says:

    Trust me, write these down somewhere and save on a USB drive. Michael will want to hear about these when he’ s older

  2. Lesley Says:

    Dude, I’m one of those people who actually LIKES hearing those stories. Granted I’m a female, who happens to love kids, who worked in a daycare for 7 years, who also happens to be 8 months pregnant… But hey, guess what, Tim? Your kid is smart and that story/situation proved it.

  3. Grace (#1 Redheadeddisneyfreak) Says:

    I love hearing these stories too! I think they are adorable!

  4. Noah Says:

    Got to love Tim

  5. Geoff Says:

    Except you’re still wrong, Tim. 🙂
    Lots of other parents, myself included, actually do find this story interesting. I love hearing about moments like this, since I’ve also experienced them and found them to be just as amazing. And it doesn’t get old. As my second kid becomes a toddler, I’m getting all those awesome moments all over again, and they continue to blow me away.

  6. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    Sorry, Geoff, I fell asleep midway through your comment

  7. Miranda Says:

    Sorry, Tim. I’m usually MORE than willing (and gleefully so) to say that Geoff is wrong, but I can’t get on board with this one.

    M’s a genius. Orange!

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