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TANcast 204 – All The Bears Are Scares

July 1st, 2012 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, the boys talk about the movies Brave, Moonrise Kingdom, and 21 Jump Street. Then they do a High 5 list of their greatest fears.

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11 Responses to “TANcast 204 – All The Bears Are Scares”

  1. Gary from Sacramento Says:

    Well now I have 15 new fears! Horray!

  2. Jesus #1 Fucking Pie Dream Killer Says:

    Here’s the thing, you three listed death as one of your fears, but your other fears will disappear once death comes, my fear exceeds death, fear of tight, closed in spaces. So much so that I have contemplated getting cremated just so I wouldn’t end up in a box. A box just seems bigger to me when it’s being filled with my ashes as opposed to my body. Also, I’m afraid that I do know my own strength, so much so that if religion proves right and just before God says the world is ending he gives us back our bodies, I’m afraid I might get back in my body while it’s still in my coffin and I won’t be strong enough to dig myself out.

  3. Nate Says:

    I would be interested in a TanCast Wiki, if you let us fans contribute I’m sure we could flesh it out in no time. I often go back thru the old episodes and know some of my friends who are fans do as well. As long as you give us direction on the format it would be awesome!

  4. Chelsea Says:

    the one thing I did wrong was listen to this before bed…….

  5. Hillary #1 Fan of all things Walt Disney World Related Says:

    BTW: Since I know you three wont be watching Magic Mike, i just wanted to let you know it was a BAD, AWFUL movie… a group a friends and i went to it for a bachelorette party, a the stripping was very lacking.. and the plot line was horrid 😛 my friends and i are hoping the come out with a version of it on dvd with just the stripping parts… trying to make a dramatic movie about strippers…. yeaaaaaaaa no.

  6. Jesus #1 Fucking Pie Dream Killer Says:

    @Hillary, movies aren’t as good as real life aren’t they?

  7. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    I forgot to add “falling asleep in public.” I hate doing it. It freaks me out. I’m afraid of what people will do while I’m asleep. (rob me, attack me, etc)

  8. Jesus #1 Fucking Pie Dream Killer Says:

    @Tim There was a dude here in Arizona who accidentally recorded his dentist when he was put to sleep, and the guy was talking to his assistant about doing all kinds of shit to his patient, even writing dick on his forehead. He was talking shit about the poor guy and all kinds of other stuff, it was sick and disgusting.

  9. Chelsea Says:

    @Hilary, it was a movie about male strippers… I wasn’t expecting much, very little, it’s just a bunch of eye candy, it’s “Expendables”, but with dancing, and no guns or explosions 🙂

  10. Jesus #1 Fucking Pie Dream Killer Says:

    @Chelsea, it depends on what kind of explosions you’re expecting. See what I did there…. 🙂

  11. Grace (#1 Redheadeddisneyfreak) Says:

    lol good episode I finally got to listen to it all the way through yay! if I may mention my fears ( you don’t want to know you don’t have to read)
    5. creepy dolls coming to life (I blame Chucky)
    4. being late (freaks me out. I freak out if I’m not going to be an hour early to work)
    3. getting trampled ( was almost trampled at Jo Bro concert)
    2. not being able to breathe (I have asthma not fun)
    1. being in a huge crowd and being squished (I went to a Jo Bro concert and went to hairspray and was almost crushed. I still love them though)

    Honorable mentions:

    people finding out my dark secrets
    heat (I hate getting things out of the oven cuz I’m scared I’ll get burned)
    driving (I don’t have my license)
    and not a really big fear but being told I” love you” by a guy I don’t feel that way for (happened twice)
    and now that i mention it getting hit on by creepy guys (Happened at work)

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