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TANcast 192 – Put the Lime In the Coconut And Throw Them Both Out

March 11th, 2012 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week you’ll hear about Hero Academy, the new iPad, corporate sponsorship, the legend of comedian Brendan Lynch, Andy’s trip to Portland, and a list of the TANboys’ High 5 favorite drinks.

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.


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This week’s TANlaughs are from Hilary, Todd, and Reddit!
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***SHOW LINKS***

Hero Academy Game
http://www.robotentertainment.com/games/heroacademy

Comedian Brendan Lynch’s Twitter Feed
http://twitter.com/brendanzig

Tim’s Fancy Food From Left Bank

http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/fancy-dinner.jpg

Tim’s Comedy CD
http://TANcast.com/tim

Kitties and Titties Tumblr (NOT Safe For Work)
http://kittiesntitties.tumblr.com/

Tim Babb’s Show in Marin County on March 15, 2012
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/224030

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13 Responses to “TANcast 192 – Put the Lime In the Coconut And Throw Them Both Out”

  1. Hillary Says:

    Funniest part of this weeks Tancast had to be the very end , as Tim slowly loses his mind trying to record the intro… listened to that part multiple times 😀 and thanks for reading my joke

  2. Kiki Says:

    My High Five drinks:

    1. Brisk Raspberry Iced Tea
    2. Water
    3. Milk
    4. Mountain Dew
    5. 99 Bananas

    Honorable mentions: Peppermint tea, any sweet liquor since I don’t like beer or wine at all.

    Thanks for another great episode!

  3. Hillary Says:

    My High Five Drinks:

    1) Alcoholic Apple Cider
    2) Diet Pepsi
    3) Riesling White Wine
    4) Orange Juice
    5) Cold glass of Milk

  4. Grace (#1 Redheadeddisneyfreak) Says:

    drinks:
    1) water
    2) rootbeer
    3) cream soda
    4) milkshakes
    5) sparkling cider

    lol @Tim I had a “Don’t Laugh” moment at my job which I started this week! Well, where I work there are horses. I work near them and the guests can see them. well, one family was looking at the horses and that horse got happy. His huge pink cock flopping about and the little girl in the family (couldn’t be more than 2) I was really close and still working and I had to try to not bust out laughing as I had images of you punching your kidney shouting don’t laugh! lol made it way harder!

  5. Grace (#1 Redheadeddisneyfreak) Says:

    BTW @Andy my brother did that orate juice and cranberry combo recently and loved it!!

  6. Grace (#1 Redheadeddisneyfreak) Says:

    @Hilary I second that!

  7. Lindsey #1 Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Merlin/Is it British? I'll watch it Fan Says:

    In no particular order
    1. Coffee with 1-2 Equals (depending on the size
    2. Fucking Iced Tea, greatest beverage known to man
    3. Diet Coke (boo Pepsi)
    4. Diet Dr. Pepper
    5. Monster Nitrous Killer B

    Honorable mentions: Rum and Coke, SoCo Lime, water (I enjoy hydration), Blackberry Brandy, Green Apple Schnapps and Coke, Margaritas (<3).

    I feel my list makes me come across as a low key lush, which I'm trying not to be. Alcohol is expensive 🙁

  8. Teresa Says:

    Great episode as usual.

    My High 5:
    1: ice water
    2: orange cream soda
    3: root beer float
    4: Pepsi w/ice
    5: jasmine green tea

    Honorable mentions… Coffee, Black cherry soda, apple juice, orange juice

  9. Teresa Says:

    Also, Sunny D has oil? Ew. Never.again!

  10. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan and NEW #3 Fan/the second A in TANcast/#1 Jokingly-engaged Fan) Says:

    Sorry Tim. I laughed pretty hard at your tweet to me, but no, I am not engaged.
    I really want more Tim rage on this podcast though. The clip in an episode long ago where you get road rage while attempting to record a comedy bit, as well as this week’s clip at the end of the show, made me laugh way too hard.
    My High 5 (no particular order):
    -coffee. love that shit.
    -Dr. Pepper (real sugar or no. I will drink it.)
    -mimosas (I love champagne, and I love orange juice, and I love excuses to get drunk first thing in the morning)
    -Hot chocolate, especially with some peppermint or a dash of cinnamon.
    -water. it’s good for ya.
    Honorable mentions: sex on the beaches. mikes hard lemonade (yeah yeah I’m a pussy but I have and excuse). aaaaand straight shots of TEQUILA.

  11. Jesus #1 Fucking Pie Dream Killer Says:

    Great episode, I wanna weigh in here.

    5) Bud Lite w/Wheat
    4) Tequila
    3) Wild Cherry Pepsi
    2 Cherry Lemonade from McDonald’s
    1) Jamaica

    Also, a quick question, I’ve asked my friends this many times but they really haven’t given me a straight answer so I figured I’d ask you guys; do you think it would be politically incorrect if they made a cherry squirt soda?

  12. Luke (TANcast's #1 Irish fan) Says:

    I’ll back everyone who says the end part with Tim raging was indeed hilarious.

    My high 5:
    1. Coca-cola/Pepsi
    2. Dr Pepper (I feel like the one person where I live who likes it, everyone I know hates it!)
    3. Water
    4. Tropicana orange juice (the one with no bits)
    5. Milk (of the cow variety, not the fresh tittay variety)

  13. Jenn Says:

    Well, while I’m waiting for the next episode, I guess I’ll contribute to this strangely mundane High 5:
    1- Coca-Cola (regular, original Coke!)
    2- 7UP when I was a kid (“Never had it, never will” era), before they ruined it doing whatever they did to it
    3- Vanilla milkshakes
    4- Blue Moon Hefeweizen, with a slice of orange
    5- Stremicks Heritage Foods Organic 2% Milk (This used to be the milk served at Disneyland–it tastes like magic. I buy the nonfat at home for my cereal.)

    Honorable mentions: ice-cold Harp on tap, Sioux City Sarsaperilla, pulp-free orange juice

    @Andy: Make a float with orange sherbet, cranberry juice, and Sprite. Yum!

    @Tim: First of all, what the hell was with that comedian story? You would have cut off Andy halfway through that rambling mess! Secondly, I, too, would like to hear more rage. Sorry.

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