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TANcast 187 – You Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!

February 6th, 2012 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Noah goes to Calastoga, Andy quits (his job, not TANcast), Tim gets into an argument with a birther, and the guys scrap a planned High Five to talk about a bunch of other random crap.

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.

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19 Responses to “TANcast 187 – You Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!”

  1. Grace (#1 Redheadeddisneyfreak)No Gravatar Says:

    lol great episode! first comment!! still can’t breathe, but lol this is worth it! and as I’m writing this I haven’t been sent back to the hospital so, Nailed it! lol love you all lots!! Hugs and kisses!
    p.s. when r u all going to read/perform my script?! I already told my teacher about it! I kind of wanna show off and I want the extra credit! plz please PLEASE!!!!!!

  2. KikiNo Gravatar Says:

    The brilliant thing about having a boy friend who loves TANcast just as much as I, is that he’s willing to remind me so late at night that there should be a new episode up.

  3. Jesus #1 Fucking Pie Dream KillerNo Gravatar Says:

    Hey guys, maybe you can help me out here, or maybe just Andy, or my fellow listeners? Anyway, as a geek of today, I say geek because I am in no way a nerd, I graduated high school with a c average. Anyway, as a geek of today, I have dreams to be a writer, and I have come across a few weird things, books, movies, what not. Well, on once such occasion, I came across a project, based on a book I think, about a female geneticist, making a weird lizard sex slave, it was a mainstream film, might have had a French actress. Anyway, I heard it was based off of a sci-fi book and I was wondering if anyone knew what the movie/book was. Thanks. And no, it’s not Splice, it’s kinda like Splice though.

  4. Andylover (Tancast's # Norwegian fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Hello again, lovely chaps. I’m that norwegian fan with the unpronouncable name, if you remember me. Haven’t listened to podcasts in a long time, but today I’ve listened to lots of tancast episodes. Fun times! That’s all I got.

  5. Lindsey #1 Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Merlin/Is it British? I'll watch it FanNo Gravatar Says:

    @Andylover, Congratulations on being Norwegian! You’re the cream of the crop, you butter believe it. /insensitivity

  6. Lindsey #1 Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Merlin/Is it British? I'll watch it FanNo Gravatar Says:

    Okay, looking back on it, not as funny. I’m sorry, that was a very insensitive attempt at a joke. My only defense is that I grew up in a strictly margarine household and therefore have no respect for butter.

  7. Chelsea, Tancast's #0.0005 fanNo Gravatar Says:

    I heard (yesterday) complaining that tomorrow (today) will be Monday and since they partied too hard that they didn’t want Monday to get here, but secretly I was thinking to myself, “yippie tomorrow will be Monday, more TANcast!!” 🙂

  8. JennNo Gravatar Says:

    I was wondering what happened to Yngwie! I love that random people around the world listen to TANcast. (Why?!!!)

  9. Luke (TANcast's #1 Irish fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Great episode as always guys! I hope to see “You suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck” to become the last running TANgag. Speaking of which, have to say I love the little addition Tim does at the end of each show were he says a different gag (“and remember, the pigeon is a lie/don’t be an idiotttttt/I’m fucking in here” etc). It’s like one last surprise for the end of the show; along with the extra tag.

    Also, is it just me or is the TANlaughs list in the shownotes wrong? Nothing major but it’s the same as last week’s show IIRC.

  10. NoahNo Gravatar Says:

    @Jenn I love that random people around the world listen as well.

  11. Andylover (Tancast's #1 Norwegian fan)No Gravatar Says:

    @Lindsey, That’s heartless… Not really, considering the fact that the butter famine was brought on by such a first world-problem as a diet-craze. And I’m happy the world makes fun of us, because that means you know we exist.

  12. Chelsea, Tancast's #0.0005 fanNo Gravatar Says:

    Thanks the new phrase I used it after someone decided to cut me off while driving. “You ssssuuuuuuccckkkkkkkkk!” maybe an idea for a license plate?

  13. Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)No Gravatar Says:

    @Chelsea: I don’t think “USUUUCK” has the same impact.

    Maybe a custom license holder/frame with “YOU” above and “!!!!!!!!!!” below, framing “SUUUUCK”?

    PS: Welcome back, Yngwie/Chuck, you filthy, filthy Andylover!

  14. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I have to admit that I’m pretty sure Jon Stewart has done the “You suuuuuuuuck” thing before on the Daily Show. Maybe not in the same context, but the more I think of it, the more I can picture him saying it that way. #ThePigeonIsALie #AndItSuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

  15. Andrew, TANcast's #[square root of -1] Australian fanNo Gravatar Says:

    I haven’t listened to the show yet, so I am imagining the “suuuuck” to be in Ralph Garman does Adam West Batman voice.

  16. Chelsea, Tancast's #0.0005 fanNo Gravatar Says:

    @Andy that would be a good idea, just would have to make sure that the frame didn’t fall off because I don’t know about having a license plate that says “SSUUCKK” by itself would be a good idea… especially being a woman… and being stuck in traffic…. just sayin’.

  17. Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)No Gravatar Says:

    @Chelsea: Better than “ISUKKOK” or “BJ4FREE”…

  18. Grace (#1 Redheadeddisneyfreak)No Gravatar Says:

    @Andy too true lol “EATMENW” is way better!

  19. Jesus #1 Fucking Pie Dream KillerNo Gravatar Says:

    Fellow nerds/geeks, lend me your ears! I just realized something, on the Big Bang Theory, one of them is getting married, not only that, he’s going into space. The last time a nerd went into space, his show got canceled. It’s Family Matters all over again! I seriously hope that that doesn’t happen….again.

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