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TANcast 182 – Now I REALLY Won’t Shop At Lowe’s

December 29th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

To cap off 2011, the boys start light by discuss dating and podcasting, then get a little heavy discussing religion and depression, but then they end on a positive note…mutual masturbation. (Only TANcast would cover all this in under an hour)

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7 Responses to “TANcast 182 – Now I REALLY Won’t Shop At Lowe’s”

  1. Jesus TANCasts #1 Fucking Pie Dream CrusherNo Gravatar Says:

    This is why I love TANCAst, you go in thinkin that the latest episode is going to be stupid and hilarious but then it turns around and becomes something profound and intelligent. The bit about religion really hit home for me, being Catholic, I belive in a higher power, but I don’t belive that if you read Potter, you’re going to hell, you listen to one song by Cradel of Filth, you’re going to hell, you suck a dick or eat pussy and you yourself have a dick or pussy, you’re going to hell. And I certainly don’t believe that if you catch a priest, father, pastor, decan, whatever with an alter boy in the back office and they aren’t going over mass, that it’s ok. Even if you’re not religious, if you preach forgivness and tolerance, then practice it for everyone not just the people that think like you.

  2. Luke (TANcast's #1 Irish fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Thanks for reading out my email and for the advice guys, I really appreciate it. I don’t want to go into all of the gory details but I can say I’ve been on/off like this for the best part of a year; though the last month has been the hardest for me yet. It helped me though hearing you guys talk about it and giving advice, I’m very grateful.

    I can also preach to what Andy was saying about meeting friends online, the closest friends I have I’ve either met via the net or can now only communicate via facebook/IM/whatever. They’ve also helped a lot being as most of the people where I live are jerks lol.

    Now to take a step away from me, I loved the entire show. The ‘What’s Out Noah’s Window’ joke almost had me in tears laughing.

    Happy New Year to everyone!

  3. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    I was okay with you calling me out on that, I just wasn’t sure someone would get my sense of humor after I typed that.

  4. Vrej (TANcast's #2)No Gravatar Says:

    I especially enjoyed TANlaughs.

  5. JennNo Gravatar Says:

    I really should have taken notes while listening to this episode; I kept talking back to my iPod. All that serious talk got me all opinionated:

    So, Noah thinks it’s strange that guys keep mentioning his cock? Don’t you guys realize that men are far more obsessed with that body part than women? But Vrej, the “What’s Out Noah’s Window” cock joke was superb!

    And Noah, do you really want to be with a woman who doesn’t like TANcast? I say, if you’ve bothered to go out with her a few times, tell her to listen. Respect yourself, man–if you’re so worried about meeting her standards, then she’s not meeting yours!

    Tim, why are you bothering defending a religion you clearly don’t believe in? If you think confession is a loophole, you don’t believe in sin. Andy, atheism is not a religion. Perhaps you were trying to say that atheists can do bad things/believe stupid things, but it sounded like you were listing it as a flawed religion.

    Andy, is this the correct translation of your mutual masturbation speech? “Do it if you want to. Don’t do it if it weirds you out. But think first, be safe, and don’t feel guilty about doing something with consensual adults if it makes you happy.” (Oh, but I do love your rambling speeches!)

    And, I’m twelve days late, but Happy New Year!

  6. NoahNo Gravatar Says:

    @Jenn well a girl I am seeing listened to an episode and didn’t think everything was funny but enjoyed the episode overall. So there you go!

  7. JennNo Gravatar Says:

    @Noah How can I ignore that setup? ahem…
    Well, no, not everything is funny, but since Tim edits the show, I understand why you need to keep him around.

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