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TANcast 174 – None of These Have Magical Powers

November 7th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Andy sees Puss In Boots, Tim wins and fails at the same time, Noah eats a Luther Burger, and Andy has a cool wife. Then the boys count down their high 5 songs that “make them happy.”

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14 Responses to “TANcast 174 – None of These Have Magical Powers”

  1. Lindsey #1 Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Merlin/Is it British? I'll watch it FanNo Gravatar Says:

    Yes Abed, is the guy on Community. Andy’s imitation of Tim’s Wife (I can’t fathom how to spell her name) was mildy amusing, but not rip-roaring hilarious.

    I went to see a musical with Angela Lansbury in it and during the first act I was in back with the standing room cheap student tickets but during intermission the usher said I could move up. He pointed to a seat front row center, so I spent the second act looking up at Angela Lansbury and thought “I could spit on her if I wanted to, but I won’t because it’s Angela Lansbury”.

  2. VrejNo Gravatar Says:

    Here’s a high five for you: top 5 movies you would like to be seen made into a porn parody.

  3. Breeno (TANcast's #1 Irish fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I’ll agree with Lindsey, I did chuckle at Andy’s impression. Does that make us illiterate now?

    Also, am I the only person who gets really excited for “What’s Out Noah’s Window?” to the point I sign along to the theme?

  4. ChelseaNo Gravatar Says:

    I though Andy’s joke was funny so … I guess I’m illiterate… but then how am I able to type AND read what this as well? Must be a MIRACLE! 😉

  5. Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)No Gravatar Says:

    I stand by my love for the Bloodhound Gang, but now wish I had thought to bump “Three Point One Four” out of my High 5 in favor of “Jizz In My Pants” by the Lonely Island.

    It actually does have magical powers…

  6. JesusNo Gravatar Says:

    Songs that make you happy, ever thought about doing a High 5 of songs to get lucky to? Normally, I’d say “bust a nut” but a) sex is an important and special experience to have and nobody knows that more than someone who isn’t having that experience, and 2) “bust a nut” could have a whole different meaning, just ask someone named Juan Ball Hung-Lo.

  7. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    @Andy, Little Andy’s on-air visits are the shit, ignore Tim. 🙂

  8. ChelseaNo Gravatar Says:

    And another thing 😉 Shame on you Noah & Andy, as watchers of “How I Met Your Mother”, you should have added Marshall’s song “Bang, Bang” to your list. For shame!

    At least it always make me happy…. I said bang, bang, bangitty bang, bang, bang, bangitty bang!! 🙂

  9. ChelseaNo Gravatar Says:

    Here’s the video: http://youtu.be/zf19FYXF9-c

  10. NoahNo Gravatar Says:

    @Chelsea I sing the “bang bang” song pretty regularly

  11. JennNo Gravatar Says:

    @Breeno Does that mean “What’s Out Noah’s Window?” is on your High 5 of happy songs? Really, I get pretty excited, too, though I don’t think I’ve actually sung along. It’s that moment of anticipation, when Noah has blurted out an observation, and you know that song is coming, that’s so great.

  12. robert (graces little brother)No Gravatar Says:

    What do you get when mix 5 dogs, 3 cats, and 7 goldfish together…..

    I don’t care that’s your fucking problem

  13. Breeno (TANcast's #1 Irish fan)No Gravatar Says:

    @Jenn Totally, I get that moment of anticipation too! The day Tim forgets to add the song after Noah blurts something (or just gives up on it) will be a sad day.

  14. Andrew S - TANCast's $44 Australian fanNo Gravatar Says:

    Shame on you Andy for listing 3.14, I then had that stuck in my head for a while which is pretty awkward in a house where the dog is the only thing with a penis.

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