So I saw this shirt the other day* while at a mall…
Ok…you can tell me I’m reading to much into this or that I have a dirty mind…put I’m pretty sure that Muppet is offering mustache rides! Now this wasn’t some fly by night, hole-in-the-wall store selling a cheap knock off. This was a major chain store and this was official Sesame Street licensed merchandise. So I guess, “Go Down On Me Elmo” will be the hot new toy this holiday season. Good news everybody! We’ve solved the energy crisis! We can just hook a turbine up to Jim Henson while he spins in his grave!
*In comedian terms “the other day” can be any period of time from yesterday to, in this case, almost a year ago. I’ve really been sitting on this picture (no pun intended) …waiting for just the right moment.