Day 3 Woah! The power was just off for 2 hours. You know what I did in that time? Nothing! I can’t remember a time when I’ve felt more powerless (literally and figuratively) Why is it, whenever the power goes off, all I can think of to do evolves power? “Uh oh, the power’s off…I’m [...]
Day 2 Dear summer, It’s been fun. I’ve enjoyed going swimming, playing at the beach, enjoying a nice barbecue or two, etc…but it’s September now. Can we turn down the heat a little? I spend most of the day on a computer which is housed in the only room in my apartment that gets zero [...]
In a world where a comedian needs an outlet for his random thoughts… In a world where people need to waste time on the internet… One man steps from the shadows of the world wide web. Last time he made a difference by posting a blog everyday in the month of September 2009. Then it [...]
I was going about my day on Facebook (like any “productive” member of society) when a link from a comedian friend of mine caught my eye. It was a story from the Huffington Post about an incident that happened in a U.S. Army post in Virginia: U.S. Soldiers Punished for Not Attending Christian Concert For [...]
I logged into my e-mail today, and THIS greets me: a) No hes not a %@#$ing Muslim! b) If he was, who gives a @$#%? c) How the %@#$ is this the “Top Story?” Did I miss something? Is the economy fixed? Are all the wars over? Did we solve the immigration issue? Is ALL [...]
Every week Cracked.com does a photo manipulation contest with a different theme. Some of you may have seen I came in 20th in the latest contest…but what none of you have seen are my entries for earlier contests that didn’t do squat. In light of my recently being pwned by the fake KFC Skinwich, I [...]
You may already know this, but I occasionally contribute to the humor website cracked.com. However, that doesn’t mean they like ALL of my ideas. So this is the first in a series of things I submitted that were rejected by Cracked. This was an “info-graphic” made in response to Facebook’s privacy leak. Enjoy! Share this [...]
As a struggling comedian/actor I have myself listed on several casting websites designed to get me auditions. Today I got sent an e-mail from one of those websites about a role they think I should try out for… Your profile matches three criteria for the following role: JENNY CRAIG WOMAN Gender: Match Portrayable Ethnicity: Match [...]
You’ve seen my chats from Omegle…You’ve seen Andy’s chats with Cleverbot… Now those worlds come together as I type what people say to me in Omegle into Cleverbot and then copy and paste Cleverbot’s answers into Omegle. Basically, this is involuntary AI chat or a creature I call “RoboDouche.” LET’S DO THIS!!! You’re now chatting [...]
What should an unemployed person’s business card say? Here are 5 options sure to crush your job-hunting spirit.