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TANcast 149 – I Came Separately

May 16th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim goes to Monterey, Noah does porn (sorta), and a last minute TANfight between two Hedgehogs (Sonic and Ron Jeremy).

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.

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15 Responses to “TANcast 149 – I Came Separately”

  1. Chelsea Says:

    To be fare (….fair?), Noah wasn’t on there for that episode where my joke was said… just proves he doesn’t listen to the podcast. šŸ˜‰

  2. Todd (TANcast's #6,817,243,395th Fan!) Says:

    I love how Noah does absolutely no preparation for the show. Like the Monday Night TANFight in this episode, but that’s the Noah we all love!

  3. Luisa Fuentes Says:

    I was listening to an episode (I don’t remember which one, exactly because I recently started from the beginning and my ears have not yet stopped bleeding, so….) and Noah was giving very honest and straightforward advice to someone. So I was thinking- what about a segment where people write into Noah with their relationship questions and ask his honest, raw advice? It could be called: “Asked and Answered- with Noah.” And another segment can be: “Rate the Listeners”- listeners send in their best- art, photos, cosplay outfits and you all rate them honestly.

  4. Christina Says:

    Hedgehogs are cute…Ron J is freakin gross so god gave him a big penis to make up for the ugly.

    Be careful Noah…flying spluge is possible.

    JOANTHRAX – you go and leave me alone this week and amuse yourself by being their intro person? I think NOT!

  5. Latino_Jess Says:

    I’m surprised that nobody’s asked for the website yet

  6. Joe Anthrax (TANcast's #1 Lapsed Conservative Fan) Says:

    Awww, Christina, that’s so sweet that you missed me… šŸ™‚

    And Noah…links or it didn’t happen!

  7. Noah Says:

    @Luisa i am curious, do you recall what advice I was giving? That is something we can try but I am not sure how “good” my advice will be. Not sure about the rate the listeners thing, seems like there could be hurt feelings.

  8. Luisa Fuentes Says:

    @Noah- Oh golly gosh- no I don’t remember exactly the advice you were giving but it was pretty raw and to the point without pulling any punches. As for “good”, advice is just that and will always be up to the person receiving to take it as they will. Here’s a hypothetical:

    Dear Noah:

    My friend is in her mid 40s and has 4 children of her own. She’s still legally married but moved out of her house. This guy she is seeing is also married with children. She keeps saying that these 2 are perfect for each other but simultaneously walks around the house crying that she’s afraid he’s going to stay with his wife. Did I mention that the boyfriend and wife own a house by a major beach resort and last year he ditched my friend and stayed with his wife during the summer? I keep warning her that this summer will most likely end up in the same emotional agony as last year but she won’t listen. What’s your advice to my friend and to me- because I have to deal with her kvetching and crying contantly. Signed, Just Get A Dildo- they have no wives.

  9. Luisa Fuentes Says:

    @Noah: I truly do not remember where I heard the advice you gave someone nor do I remember the topic or the specific advice you offered. I do remember it was raw and right to the point-a kick in the ass so to speak and it was funny as all heck! So let’s try a demo:
    Dear Noah:
    I am a 23 year old college student who can’t seem to find a date. I’m not really bad looking and I do not smell funny or make odd noises in public (if I can help it). There’s this girl I like alot but she will not give me the time of day. I’m still a virgin but I want to do “it” with her really badly. Should I approach her first? What should I say? Should I invite her over to play D&D or watch Warehouse 13 with me? Signed, Orcmaster Joe

  10. Luisa Fuentes Says:

    @Noah- gosh I’ve tried to respond 3 times and my answers keep getting eaten up. So maybe the 4th time’s a charm: I don’t remember what you gave advice on or to whom, but it was raw and blunt and honest and funny as HELL!!!! So sort of like a “Dear Abby” but with TANcastian type issues: “My girlfriend won’t dress up as Vadania, but I can’t get it up without seeing elf ears- what do I do?” or even more serious issues like affairs or feeling out-of-place amongst one’s peers. Stuff like that.

  11. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    @Luisa – Sorry your comments got flagged as spam. I un-flagged ’em

  12. Luisa Fuentes Says:

    That’s okay Tim- It happens.

  13. Melanie (TANcast's #1 36 year old MILF/GILF) Says:

    I liked all Luisa’s versions of the sample question. Sounds like they were coming from a special place of knowing.

  14. wuawua Says:

    Hi guys – recently heard about you through the meandawg forum. ever since I can’t stop listening. You are hilarious, keep on rocking

    Cheers from switzerland

    PS: on a very early episode you talked about setting up a forum. are there still plans on this? I think it’d be a great idea.

  15. Noah Says:

    @wuawua it amazes me that we have such a small podcast but someone in Switzerland is listening.

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