So this blog is actually being posted in the past. I am currently in Las Vegas and I probably don’t have internet access at my hotel so I sent this blog into the FUTURE!!! And what is this blog about? Another “rejected by Cracked.com” article? Sorta. Let me explain.
Cracked has message boards to enter these contests, you have to post your entries on these message boards. One feature of the boards is that each member has “karma.” Basically people can vote you up or down depending on whether they like or dislike your posts (or really for any reason). You may be asking yourself, “Tim, why are you explaining all this? Is there a joke anywhere in our future? Why do I even read your stupid blogs?” Well calm down, prissy pants, here’s the pay off.
I used to have karma somewhere around 17 or 18…then, cracked ran a contest where we were asked to create counter productive public service announcements. I made this…
Within a few hours my karma dropped down to the single digits. Less than a week later, I was in negative numbers. So therefor, even though I am writing this blog more than 24 hours before the winners of this contest will be announced, I am 99.9999% certain that this entry will be rejected.