TANcast
Laid end-to-end, it would circle the Earth 1.35 E-7 times!

TANcast

Pre-jected by Cracked

September 22nd, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)


Day 22

So this blog is actually being posted in the past. I am currently in Las Vegas and I probably don’t have internet access at my hotel so I sent this blog into the FUTURE!!! And what is this blog about? Another “rejected by Cracked.com” article? Sorta. Let me explain.

Cracked has message boards to enter these contests, you have to post your entries on these message boards. One feature of the boards is that each member has “karma.” Basically people can vote you up or down depending on whether they like or dislike your posts (or really for any reason). You may be asking yourself, “Tim, why are you explaining all this? Is there a joke anywhere in our future? Why do I even read your stupid blogs?” Well calm down, prissy pants, here’s the pay off.

I used to have karma somewhere around 17 or 18…then, cracked ran a contest where we were asked to create counter productive public service announcements. I made this…

Within a few hours my karma dropped down to the single digits. Less than a week later, I was in negative numbers. So therefor, even though I am writing this blog more than 24 hours before the winners of this contest will be announced, I am 99.9999% certain that this entry will be rejected.

Back to “Blog Harder” Main Blog

6 Responses to “Pre-jected by Cracked”

  1. Breeno Says:

    Before I read this blog post and judging by your previous rejected Cracked material, I had a feeling the ‘judges’ were vulcans. After reading this post and assuming it will be rejected, I am certain they are vulcans. That had me in tears of laugher!

  2. Dean Says:

    Don’t get it and am posting here, unashamedly proclaiming my ignorance…

  3. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    @Dean The head on Smokey is what’s known as “Pedo Bear,” an internet meme used to make pedophile jokes…which sounds worse than it is…or perhaps exactly as bad as it is.

  4. Geoff Says:

    Dude, that is some quality pedo bear work, what’s not to love? Those cracked.com people are idiots.

  5. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF) Says:

    I love this one, and since I did read the winners on Cracked, and you in fact were not one of them, I have to agree with Breeno and state that the Cracked folks are in fact Vulcans, and I can’t believe it got you bad karma – Why?! And you can in fact see into THE FU-CHUUUR

  6. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    Interesting note. Apparently this entry was SO bad it got deleted from the forum. Wow! I guess they don’t take kindly to Pedo Bear over there. On the plus side, my karma is back in positive numbers again. Wait ’til you see NEXT week’s “Rejected by Cracked” blog 🙂

Leave a Reply

You can use these HTML tags in your comments:

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>