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TANcast 107 – The Fightin’ Tuckfards

July 12th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week acrobats wear Crocs, the boys respond to some Facebook suggestions, Andy hates on Eddie Murphy bloopers, Tim apologizes for last week’s show, and fisting and the Bible are brought together at last!

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.


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This week’s TANlaughs were sent in by Nick, Logan, Andrew (almost), and Johnathan.
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at:
fucktards(at)TANcast.com or YourMom(at)TANcast.com

***SHOW LINKS***
(download the podcast at the bottom of these links)

Mike’s Superhero Video (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUrQugHJtLg

Kelly McCarron’s Tits Twitter Page
https://twitter.com/KellysTits

Mel Gibson’s Ex, Oksana Grigorieva
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/oksana-grigorieva-in-lingerie.jpg

Mel Gibson’s Ex, Oksana Grigorieva (Not crazy boobage)
http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID33749/images/resized_oksana_and_mel.jpg

Sneak Preview of the iPhone 5
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23301604@N07/4764273405/sizes/l/

Editorial Cartoon About Teaching/Parenting
http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7Be4e28807-361d-44b2-8681-b42f76405d24%7D.gif

Fisting and the Bible
http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html

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20 Responses to “TANcast 107 – The Fightin’ Tuckfards”

  1. CJ (TANcast's #1 Mormon Fan) Says:

    You’ve got to love those vuvuzelas.

  2. Mysterious Matt (TANcast's #1 Mysterious Fan) Says:

    This has got to be the fastest turn-around between episodes ever. Take the afternoon off, boys. 🙂

  3. Eric Says:

    could i use that tuckfards logo? you can post it on my fb wall.

  4. Bryan Fykes Says:

    Yeah, I think I’m Gonna use that name & Logo for my fantasy football team this year. Can you post it somewhere I can download it? Thanks!

  5. Geoff Says:

    Haven’t listened yet, but I couldn’t help clicking on that last link (fisting and the bible). That is some HILARIOUS stuff right there. The whole website is worth reading for some chuckles.

  6. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan and NEW #3 Fan/the second A in TANcast)) Says:

    Random note about your theory about DL business: you are kinda right about July 3rd/4th busy weekend thing. BUT. The fact of the matter is, during the summer, it’s always fucking busy. Today was insane. And, I don’t know when exactly you went over to DCA on the 3rd, but around dusk it got really crazy over in Disneyland because of the fireworks. And then it got empty because of World of Color.
    World of Color is actually drawing people over to DCA! Imagine that!

  7. Eric Says:

    just to clarify my name was intended to be for fantasy football as well. its ironic because my dads team name is The Fighting Amish. now i can make fun of him and have a TANcast reference too.

  8. keite Says:

    OMG that superhero video!

    Thanks for reading my tweet, for helping me learn how to playback audio on my iPhone, and for bookending all mention of me with talk of fisting and God’s will.

  9. Gino (#1 fan in the Military) Says:

    Soooooooooooooooooo true Andy!

  10. Ashlyn Says:

    So, I’m the sparkly cheetah wearin’ crocs. =] I’m glad you enjoyed the email Andy.

    And Noah, I’m 21. Awww yeah.

  11. Nick (Fan 3.5) Says:

    Thanks For reading my Girl Friends letter (aka cheetah acrobat with crocs) It made my day complete! And she is hot!

  12. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF) Says:

    Ohhhhhh, so this is how it goes, Ashlyn let’s Noah know she’s legal, and the boyfriend jumps in…

    Awww yeah.

    lol

  13. Nick (Fan 3.5) Says:

    Melanie do you blame me Noah has one sexy voice….LOL

  14. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF) Says:

    I don’t blame you, Nick, not at all. No man is safe near Noah’s seksi voice and his huge wang.

    Wait – that came out wrong…it sounded different in my head…

  15. Ashlyn Says:

    It should probably bother me a little that my boyfriend thinks Noah has a sexy voice…..

  16. Noah Says:

    @Ashlyn My voice doesn’t discriminant based on gender, race or creed.

    @Melanie Objects talked about on Tancast are larger than in reality

  17. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF) Says:

    Oh Noah, do I have to teach you what I taught my 5 year old son? Nicholas, when someone asks you how big your penis is, you say, “My penis is HUUUGE!” and spread your arms out as far as you can.

    Ashlyn, I wouldn’t worry. You’re probably much bendier than Noah is, so my guess is you have the edge. Unless Nick starts saying “Talk deeper to me, baby.”

  18. Nick (Fan 3.5) Says:

    speechless…. and ask Ashlyn that is almost impossible

  19. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF) Says:

    Welcome, Nick, your initiation is complete. 🙂

  20. Nick (Fan 3.5) Says:

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

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