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TANcast 048 – We Wanna Kick the Little Person in the Teeth

May 4th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

The boys go back in time to relive some memories in the recent past. While there you’ll hear of Susan Boyle (a little late to the party), TANcast Merchandise, the REAL problem with the US Military, new Panda Express experiences, the Pickle Surprise, Andy’s vampire baby, some iconic internet videos, Tim continues to rail about people with private MySpace profiles, the high price of dentistry, stupid/disgusting Domino’s Pizza employees,

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Murray, Nick, and Kris!!!
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at:
fucktards(at)TANcast.com or YourMom(at)TANcast.com
or send them to us individually at:
Tim(at)TANcast.com, Andy(at)TANcast.com, or Noah(at)TANcast.com

Vote for TANcast at Podcast Alley:


Pickle Surprise

Susan Boyle Video (Thanks Nate)

Tim’s Reaction to Susan Boyle

Christian the Lion (As heard on SModcast)

Dogs Ride Subway

Orange Chicken Recipe

Trek Yourself Site

Bang Bang Choo Choo Train Commercial

Other Hillshire Farms Commercial

Laughing Baby Video

The 100 Most Iconic Internet

David After the Dentist Video

Maze Scare Videos

Horrible Father Scares His Child

MySpace Profile Pic with magic Vagina

Brand New Pizza Hut Ad!



24 Responses to “TANcast 048 – We Wanna Kick the Little Person in the Teeth”

  1. NateNo Gravatar Says:

    wow, Tim’s wife has a super sexy voice…. damn. Great now i have to go to a meeting with a hard on…

  2. NateNo Gravatar Says:

    I’m no Aussie, I’m from upstate NY.

  3. Gino (TANcast's #1 fan in the military)No Gravatar Says:

    LOL. That was great guys. I would die happy if I had a big mack right now. I was watching super size me the other day and was craving that shit like crazy! And now my life is complete, I was mentioned on TANcast!

  4. Jess (TANcasts #1 unemployed fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Haven’t listened to the show yet, but will get to that soon.

    just got laid off. 🙁

  5. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I’m sorry, Jess. Hope you find a new one soon.

  6. Jess (TANcasts #1 unemployed fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Thanks Bryce.

  7. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    Jess – no joking – I’m sorry to hear that.

    -P.E. – Jess’ #1 fan

  8. Gino (TANcast's #1 fan in the military)No Gravatar Says:

    Sorry to hear that Jess. Were still looking for a few good men.

  9. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    Ok – it’s time to stop listening in the car. It’s not the “laughing so hard I almost crash” thing – you guys stopped being that funny long ago (just kidding – I still laugh my ass off).

    It’s just that ever since you started the TANcast drinking game, I keep getting pulled over for weaving.

  10. Jess (TANcasts #1 unemployed fan)No Gravatar Says:

    So where are the TAN guys this week? I don’t see any posts from them.

  11. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I hope there’s a show this week.

  12. DJ Technoid (TANcast's Numberless Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Mad good luck to you Jess!
    Yeah, I really need a show this week too… this is the show that deflects yawning at work!
    Go meat!

  13. DJ Technoid (TANcast's Numberless Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    and CRAP… I already voted this month apparently!

  14. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I would be the (token?) Aussie. 🙂

    Sorry to hear about your situation, Jess.

  15. Jess (TANcasts #1 unemployed fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Aw you guys are the best!!

    Thanks for all the well wishes.

    Wish I could say the same to the TAN guys, but they don’t seem to care about the fans! oooooooh snap!

    Just kidding guys.

  16. Gino (TANcast's #1 fan in the military)No Gravatar Says:

    What do you guys think of this?


  17. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I think we should get our wives, girlfriends, fuckbuddies, boyfriends, husbands, cats (with fake email of course) and make them all vote for TANcast. I mean, what do they care? It only takes a second.

  18. Jess (TANcasts #1 unemployed fan)No Gravatar Says:

    This is kinda strange that neither Tim, Andy, or Noah have made any comments or posts this week.

    Where you guys at? Hope all is well!

  19. NoahNo Gravatar Says:

    Hey Jess,

    Sorry to hear about the lay off, I hope you find a new job soon.

    Me, Andy and Tim are still alive. We are just off living our lives. We still love you all!


  20. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:


  21. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Yes…that sucks Jess. My other two co-hosts know better than I, but still. My heart goes out to you. Hope you find something else soon.

    And I will agree with Noah…I’ve had a lot of stuff on my plate and haven’t been keeping up with the site much this week. My bad.

  22. Jess (TANcasts #1 unemployed fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Yea! The TAN boys are alive!!

    And they care, they really care.

    (single tear flows down Jess’ cheek)

  23. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Bryce wrote:
    >I think we should get our wives, girlfriends, fuckbuddies, boyfriends, husbands, cats (with fake email of course)

    You mean your cats don’t have real email addresses? Are you living in the middle ages or something? 😉

    It’s probably good that the TANdudes are taking time off from the site while they have the prerecord-assisted hiatus (except for whichever sucker is doing the editing (Hi Tim! 🙂 )). They can come back to us all fresh-faced and full of beans, telling tales of all of their exciting adventures. 🙂

  24. Jess (TANcasts #1 unemployed fan)No Gravatar Says:

    My cat has an email address. But he keeps forwarding that damn Susan Boyle video, so I’m thinking of blocking him.

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