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I like Blu-Ray porn because…..

March 26th, 2009 . by Noah

…..I want to see the broken dreams and tears in perfect clarity.

9 Responses to “I like Blu-Ray porn because…..”

  1. Jess (TANcasts 1200th Customer) Says:

    I havent seen any Blue-ray porn.
    Not sure if I want to.

    Ass zits and ingrown pubic hairs in high def?

    No thank you sir.

  2. Andy Says:

    I have 4 semi-words for you:

    Gaping Assholes in HD

  3. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    This would make a great “tweet”

  4. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) Says:

    It really takes the “professional” and puts it back on the near amateur level. I would know, I used to work at Mr. Binkie’s Adult Emporium.

  5. Jess (TANcasts 1200th Customer) Says:

    Hey Bryce, did you sell “The Great American Challenge” at the Emporium?

    It’s like a 3 foot dildo packaged with american flags all over the box.

    Very patriotic……….(and painful I would suppose)

  6. Gino (TANcast's #1 fan in the military) Says:

    Hey Noah,
    Want to borrow some

  7. Noah Says:

    I feel I must confess. I don’t own a blue ray player or blue ray porn. Thank you for the offer Gino but I know where to find some porn if I so desire.

  8. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) Says:

    We did in fact sell the Great American Challenge. It’s giant, purple and has two unremovable vibrating bullets. The main sellers were The Bullet and The Rabbit.

  9. Jess (TANcasts 1200th Customer) Says:

    Gino didn’t put a question mark at the end of his sentence. Maybe he was asking to borrow Noah’s porn, not loan Noah some of his!

    just a thought.

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