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TANcast 024 – Sad Like Dead Fraggles

November 11th, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Sorry this episode is so late, but good things come to those who wait…unfortunately, so does this piece of crap.

This episode the TANboys debate the merits of cats vs dogs, offend a new minority, give their post election wrap up, try to understand stupid Americans, and introduce the world to “TAN-ing.”

Plus they wet your whistle for Quantum of Solace, Noah talks Guy Richie, Andy tells the tale of the constipated baby, and Tim has some demands for his vasectomy. They also talk about CSI: Dominatrix, Fraggle Rock, renters blues, and return to the topic of angry wives.

And before the show can end, Andy has to tell one more story.

This week’s TANlaugh was sent in by Ben.
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com


[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

21 Responses to “TANcast 024 – Sad Like Dead Fraggles”

  1. Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    NO! I will not share my title! I am TANcast’s #1 fan! Andy, I texted her and told her the punchline. I’ll be making her listen this week. This week I decided to be honest while advertising TANcast. “Do you enjoy Sophomoric humor? That’s too bad, because these guys aren’t even that high-class/mature.” That’s probably not the BEST advertising ever done, but it’s good enough. And if it’s not… too bad, they’ll listen anyway, or I’ll kick their ass.

    *raises hand* I’m one of those HS students who can’t find X. If it’s smaller than a continent. I can find Africa…. couldn’t find say… Zimbabwe though. I know the continents, and I can name some of the countries… couldn’t place them though. I’ve always sucked at Geography though… although there is a very good reason (other than those I just named) that I could never be President/vice president. Since 1776, I have no idea what’s happened in the world. Yanno other than…. white people went to a place, and they killed some people. Then more white people went somewhere, and did a thing. Repeat this over and over.

    It’s nice to know I’m not the only one who hates the Electoral College. I’d go watch that…. but I’m too damn lazy. I’ll be listening for the new sound effect next week, Tim. ANDY! TELL US ABOUT RAGNAROK! Or…. yanno…. don’t. I just want to know one thing….. WHAT THE HELL IS THE WOLF’S NAME! And wasn’t there another animal? Okay, apparently I want to know two things.

    And I left about fifty minutes in, because I was busy frosting my mother’s birthday cake (I’m an asshole, that’s all I’m saying about the cake)

  2. Kris (TANcasts #1 Gay Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    This time I’m going to point out how homosexual this show is! Noah is planning to jump in the shower with Tim! Tim has a thing for tight Wranglers on men, Tim can talk like a girl. Andy likes to talk about poo, and is into dominatrix (Slings,Whips).

    BTW I love Fraggle Rock too! I think there is a Fraggle Rock Movie comming soon FYI.

    Thanks for another wonderful TANcast!

  3. Kris (TANcasts #1 Gay Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Ok so if I heard everything correctly, Noah wants to jump in the shower with Tim, Tim gets distracted by men in really tight Wrangler Jeans, Andy like to talk about poo and is into domanatrix (slings, whips), and people say I am gay?

    BTW I loved Fraggle Rock! The is a Fraggle Rock Movie That should be out next Year.

    Thanks for the great show!

  4. NoahNo Gravatar Says:

    Mike: Frosting your mothers birthday cake sounds like some dirty sex move.

  5. JessNo Gravatar Says:

    I once tried doing the “frosting your mothers birthday cake” move once, and threw my back out.

  6. Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Jess, let me be the first to say…. YAY REDUNDANCY!

  7. Luke Whalley (like Wall-E)No Gravatar Says:

    It’s a liiiittle pathetic how excited I get by hearing my name on TANcast. Thankyou, Noah.

    Also, for once, those movies you discussed came out earlier here.
    James Bond – I just got a job at a cinema, and I managed to get to watch it pretty much all the way through today. I liked it, but I can see why some people were upset.
    But still, it’s def. worth watching and pretty cool :]
    Rocknrolla – is pretty awesome, however not as good as Lock, Stock or Snatch. But you will enjoy it I think, Noah.

  8. JessNo Gravatar Says:

    Hey Mike, let me be the first to say….YAY FOR 17 YEAR OLD KIDS POINTING OUT MINOR TYPOS!! Your mom must be so proud of you. Here’s a star sticker for your collection, now go away.

  9. Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    YAY STICKER! Sorry Jess, I have a tendency to do that. I don’t know why, it’s just a habit I’ve picked up. Sorry if it bothered you. Do I still get the sticker though? lol

  10. JessNo Gravatar Says:

    No problem Mike, sorry to snap at you, I was crabby because my wife was yelling at me for something that I completely tuned out. No harm, no foul. And yes you can still have the sticker. Do you prefer gold or silver?

  11. JessNo Gravatar Says:

    Hey Tim, congrats on the newspaper article. Is there any chance you might be coming to the east coast anytime soon? Or to be more specific, Virginia? My wife and I would love to see you perform

  12. ChelseaNo Gravatar Says:

    Hey guys I’m a new listener with WAY too much time on my hands so I was listening to your old podcasts. Anyhow, I was listening to 005 Clerks, where you guys were complaining about the dumb costumers that you have to deal with. It reminded me of when I used to work at a costume store that i was in charge answering the phone and taking costume orders. Or about a week straight I got a phone call from someone wanting to order a pizza. The thing is was everytime I would answer the phone, I would answer with our company name. Yet the caller would still ask “Do you sell pizza?” And when I would say “No, we sell costumes”. he would then argue that we do.

  13. JessNo Gravatar Says:

    Sounds like you were getting prank phone called. Not a very good prank though.

  14. Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Ummmm…. SILVER! Silver is shiny ^_^

  15. JessNo Gravatar Says:

    oooh sorry, all out of silver. and gold for that matter. you can have brown. it’s all I got left.

  16. GerryNo Gravatar Says:

    Luke Wall-E James Bond is not as good as the last! I wasn’t impressed!

    I VOTED FOR TANCAST AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Awwww, alright. At least I get a sticker!

  18. Luke Whalley (like Wall-E)No Gravatar Says:

    Mike’s getting his Brown Badge…

  19. JessNo Gravatar Says:

    Gerry, how can you vote for Tancast again if the voting ended last week? Do you have a flux capacitor?

  20. NoahNo Gravatar Says:

    Speaking of flux capacitor. Anyone play Burnout Paradise and see they are going to release DLC with the Back to the Future car? You can check it out here: http://www.criteriongames.com/article.php?artID=369.

    I probably wouldn’t pay for it but I think it is bad ass.

  21. Princess EdamameNo Gravatar Says:

    My 4 y/o son Nick hasn’t watched Fraggle Rock in 2 years, and he still remembers the theme song, that there are little monsters that lived in a cave, and that there were bigger monsters outside. I didn’t have the heart to tell him about the sad, dead fraggles.

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