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TANcast 017 – No Colon for Old Men

September 21st, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This episode starts on the wrong foot and stays there. Noah comes up with an innovative idea for the porn industry. The TANboys discuss pets, life, death, poop, aging, more about poop, and poop consequences. They put a leash on “The Force Unleashed,” give no country for Old Men, bemoan the state of the US economy, and prattle on about dumb jokes before giving a looooong goodbye.

This week’s TANlaugh submitted by Kris.
(with extra TANlaughs from Iris)
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com

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[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

14 Responses to “TANcast 017 – No Colon for Old Men”

  1. Lissa Says:

    My school has a trivia contest every year and our team name was The Happy Dancing Clams.

    We tied for third…then we lost the tie-breaker. ::sad music::

  2. Jo Says:

    Still loving the TANcast.

    I really liked No Country For Old Men. The bit with the old guy and the coin really had me on edge. I remember someone saying the ending was the same as in the book and it was important to the directors – perhaps as fans of the book? – to end it that way. I haven’t read the book and would have prefered a more typical ending but oh well.

    I didn’t realise until now just how much you guys talk about poo (and more recently of dead (and decaying) animals – sorry Tim).

    I tried out Distorted View a while ago. He spoke about ‘furries’ (I thought CSI had made that up) and it featured an audio of what the host referred to as “Japanese puke porn”. I couldn’t listen to it without gagging, and was too afraid of what I’d hear next to listen to anymore!

    Cats are definitly part of the family (yes, I love cats) and if the situation occurs again you could always say ‘Krung Thep’ instead of Bangkok. That would really confuse them!

  3. Jo Says:

    I wish my icon face wasn’t so miserable looking – it depresses me a little 🙁

  4. Tony Says:

    Seriously…you guys want a painful crap?

    Hooters 3 Mile Island Buffalo Wings.

    Now imagine….a group of Scout Camp counselors hit there on their evening off. The wings hit the next day when everyone is back at camp.

    All the toilets are essentially holes in the ground.

    No one wanted to be near those latrines until they were pumped.

  5. Andy Says:

    Jo (and everyone else who hates their little comment face),

    If you register at http://gravatar.com/ with the e-mail address you provide when leaving comments, then upload an image to that site, it will appear next to your TANcast comments.

    That is how I have my face next to all my comments.

    We used to have a plugin that added support for OpenID avatars as well (see http://www.openvatar.com/) and may bring it back at some point, but for now we have the support WordPress 2.6 gives us, which is Gravatars.

  6. Tim Says:

    Andy’s right…it DOES work.

    Alissa-There’s always next year ::hopeful music::

    Jo-Yeah I’ve been listening to more Distorted View and…sweet Jesus! Scat play stories are not something to listen to right before bed time

    Tony- Touche, sir…I did NOT think of that.

  7. Tony Says:

    Not into the Scat Man?
    Be bop bop bada poo.

  8. Noah Says:

    It does work!

  9. Mike Says:

    Thank you Andy for the avatar information. In other news… listening to you three talk about things like the 911 challenge and other shit and vomit stories…. not the best plan when eating. XD

  10. Tony Says:

    BTW, guys…..TANcast is now up on Zune Marketplace. Still looking for what catagory they stuck it in, but if you type it in the search bar, it’s in there.

  11. Kris Says:

    You read my Joke! I’m Famous now! Thanks Tim.

  12. Luke Whalley (like Wall-E) Says:

    I LOVED the title for this one. Brilliant.

  13. Andy Says:

    Holy monkey poop! The Zune Marketplace DID finally add us, and under “Entertainment – Comedy” to boot.

    Thanks for the heads-up, Tony.

  14. Luke Whalley (like Wall-E) Says:

    I re-listened to this one, and I just really feel the need to say

    You’re sorta wrong on Force Unleashed

    Right

    The bad bits
    Yes, when you are fighting a boss, and finishing him, you have to watch for the button to press each time to do it, and may miss a little of the actual killing of him
    but not really
    once you’ve hit the fourth button or whatever, you watch what he really does to kill him/her/it.

    &I can see that glitches like, getting stuck in a bush and not being able to get out can happen
    Not to me so far, but nearly once.

    However

    You can just walk around and pick people up and throw them about or use force push, or lightning them or whatever, whenever you want.
    There’s no restriction on that.
    It’s also fun, to pick up say, a stormtrooper, and dangle them above a box which they will grab on to, or even one of their friends, who they will grab the arms or legs of trying to break free of your force grip on them.

    In short

    The game is f*cking awesome.

    I highly recommend.

    :]

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