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TANcast 005 – Clerks: TNG

June 29th, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)


The TAN boys drop some dead weight and boldly go where no TANcast has gone before with special guest: Geoff. They talk a little Trek, debate the “merits” of the Transformer’s movie, cover weddings-bachelor parties-strip clubs, get a special message from Tim’s old boss, and spend most of the episode telling stories of their days in customer service.

Remember, just because they serve you…doesn’t mean they like you.

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.


11 Responses to “TANcast 005 – Clerks: TNG”

  1. AlissaNo Gravatar Says:


    never has a powdery orange beverage been so hilarious.

  2. DJTechnoidNo Gravatar Says:

    Geoff with a G, I enjoyed your addition, and the overall TNGcast was very funny!
    Tim with a T, I cracked up when you exclaimed “F#&knuts” for some reason…, not to mention the unique way you would spread pizza sauce!
    Noah with an N, been playing any more Pictionary with Tim lately, scaring the nubies?
    Great show, and thanks for helping me kill over an hour at work once again!

  3. MirandaNo Gravatar Says:

    You know when Geoff mentions that he’s covering up his mouth while laughing? I looked over at him right then and he’s doing it AGAIN.

    And Tim? I think the remix is funniest too.

    This was probably my favorite so far. It might be the lack of burning or eating babies talk, but it’s most likely that I’m a little biased towards your special guest.

  4. DJTechnoidNo Gravatar Says:

    Yeah… how could I have forgotten to mention the REMIX?!?! Fantastic!

  5. MattyMcMattNo Gravatar Says:

    Hey Tim,
    So what you are saying is that if this was Battlestar Galactica, your wife would go after Baltar, and you would go after the Cylons. Hey the remix is great. Love a copy of that.

  6. TimNo Gravatar Says:

    Matt, you get nerd bonus points for that one 🙂

  7. Iris (crazy fan/sister thing)No Gravatar Says:

    One thing I have always wanted to mention is this: I grew up in a house of Trekkies. Definitely not as die hard as you Tim, but still. Jean-Luc Picard is a BAMF. Anyway, in reference to someone who has celebrity (and I’m not sure why) Kim Kardashian has a show on E! called Keeping-up-with-my-big-slutty-sex-tape-ass-and-my-family-is-along-for-the-ride (aka Keeping up with the Kardashians). So one day I was watching it and at different times, both parentals asked “Hey, what are you watching” to which I responded with the show name. Both parents, I repeat BOTH parents, said “Oh, I like Star Trek”.
    I thought you might like it Tim. You might be the only person who understands the significance and the hilarity of that statement. Just a little peek at my life in the house of my out-of-date parents .

  8. DeanNo Gravatar Says:

    I’m never playing Pictionary with Babb. How’s your UK following… still just Jo or is TAN-a-mania spreading across the Pond?

  9. TimNo Gravatar Says:

    Not only have we not spread beyond Jo…I think we may have lost Jo…we haven’t heard from her in 2 episodes 🙁

  10. MikeNo Gravatar Says:

    I don’t bargain with people. If I can’t help them, I lie to them about whatever they’re asking. “How do I get to this place?” “Go down the street, make a right at the light, go two blocks and make a left, if you hit the Canadian border, you’ve gone too far.” That kinda thing…. sometimes with the sarcasm, sometimes without. Either way, it shuts them up a lot quicker than dealing with the bargaining shit. There’s a reason I don’t deal with people outside my circle of friends, very often.

    I don’t even work at a radio station, and I hate most of the callers. I also hate all the DJs (aside from the morning DJs). Ever since I called in a request, and didn’t hear the song for three days. And I didn’t leave the damn radio for those three days except during commercials. Tim, you have a different approach than me (slightly). I ruin my body… but not with drugs or alcohol. I’m a bit psychotic and beat myself.

    One last thing…. send me the remix? Please? lol

  11. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    As I said before I changed my email (or as I should have said), Tim, you should make the remix available for download, lol.

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