A day after saying of John Edwards (the Presidential Candidate, not The Biggest Douche in the Universe) “If I’m going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I’ll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot,” the useless cunt who will hereafter be referred to as “Useless Cunt” (see blog title for her given name) decided to do the following:

Chris Matthews:. You know who’s on the line? Somebody to respond to what you said Edwards yesterday morning — Elizabeth Edwards. She wanted to call in today we said she could. Elizabeth Edwards go on the line you’re on the line with (a Useless Cunt).Elizabeth Edwards: Hello, Chris.

Matthews: You wanna say something directly to the person who’s with me?

Edwards: I’m calling you … in the South when someone does something that displeases us, we wanna ask them politely to stop doing it. Uh – I’d like to ask (the Useless Cunt) — if she wants to debate on issues, on positions — we certainly disagree with nearly everything she said on your show today — but uh it’s quite another matter for these personal attacks that the things she has said over the years not just about John but about other candidates. It lowers our political dialog precisely at the time that we need to raise it. So I want to use the opportunity … to ask her politely stop the personal attacks.

Useless Cunt: OK, so I made a joke — let’s see six months ago — and as you point out they’ve been raising money off of it for six months since then.

Matthews: This is yesterday morning, what you said about him.

Useless Cunt: I didn’t say anything about him actually either time.

Edwards: (Useless Cunt), you know that’s not true. And once more its been going on for sometime.

Useless Cunt: I don’t mind you trying to raise money. I mean it’s better this than giving $50,000 speeches to the poor.

Edwards: I’m asking you.

Useless Cunt: Just to use my name on the Web pages…

Edwards: I’m asking you politely…

Useless Cunt: … but as for a debate with me, um yeah, sure. Yeah, we’ll have a debate.

Edwards: I’m asking you politely to stop personal attacks.

Useless Cunt: How ’bout you stop raising money on the Web page then?

Edwards: It didn’t start it did not…

Useless Cunt: No you don’t have cause I don’t mind.

Edwards: It did not start with that you had a column a number of years ago.

Useless Cunt: OK, great the wife of a presidential candidate is calling in asking me to stop speaking…

Matthews: Let her finish the point…

Useless Cunt: You’re asking me to stop speaking, stop writing columns, stop writing your books.

Matthews: OK, (Useless Cunt). Please.

Useless Cunt: OK.

Edwards: You wrote a column a couple years ago which made fun of the moment of Charlie Dean’s death, and suggested that my husband had a bumper sticker on the back of his car that said ask me about my dead son. This is not legitimate political dialog.

Useless Cunt: That’s now three years ago —

Edwards: It debases political dialog. It drives people away from the process. We can’t have a debate about issues if you’re using this kind of language.

Useless Cunt: Yeah why isn’t John Edwards making this call?

Matthews: Well do you want to respond and we’ll end this conversation?

Edwards: I haven’t talked to John about this call.

Useless Cunt: This is just another attempt for –

Edwards: I’m making this call as a mother. I’m the mother of that boy who died. My children participate — these young people behind you are the age of my children. You’re asking them to participate in a dialog that’s based on hatefulness and ugliness instead of on the issues and I don’t think that’s serving them or this country very well.

[Applause from the crowd]

Matthews: Thank you very much Elizabeth Edwards. (Turning to the Useless Cunt) Do you want to — you have all the time in the world to respond.

Useless Cunt: I think we heard all we need to hear. The wife of a presidential candidate is asking me to stop speaking. No.

Hears what she wants to hear, smears whom she wants to smear, spews hate and lies and hate, talks or yells over the top of anyone who calls her on it, claims that she is being a strong woman or that she is under attack to justify it all.

She’s not a strong woman, she is a worthless, hateful, spiteful, bullying, insufferable, useless cunt.

You may share some political views with her, and I won’t fault anyone for that (hell, even Hitler may have had one or two good ideas rattling around his otherwise empty head), but I tell you now: anyone who still values the Useless Cunt’s opinions and input into our Democratic Dialog is my sworn enemy. If you appreciate this sort of vile behavior and believe it makes us better as a people, as a nation, and as a Republic (and here is my Fascism showing) then you are not good for the rest of us, and your downfall will be to our overall betterment.